{"id":12330,"date":"2017-06-16T03:23:05","date_gmt":"2017-06-16T10:23:05","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/?p=12330"},"modified":"2017-06-16T13:51:14","modified_gmt":"2017-06-16T20:51:14","slug":"why-did-god-allow-these-boots","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/why-did-god-allow-these-boots\/","title":{"rendered":"Why Did God Allow These Boots?"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/godammit.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/06\/denim-dsquared-2-bikers-1094-sold-out.jpg?ssl=1\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-12331\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/godammit.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/06\/denim-dsquared-2-bikers-1094-sold-out.jpg?resize=495%2C660&#038;ssl=1\" alt=\"\" width=\"495\" height=\"660\" srcset=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/godammit.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/06\/denim-dsquared-2-bikers-1094-sold-out.jpg?w=495&amp;ssl=1 495w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/godammit.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/06\/denim-dsquared-2-bikers-1094-sold-out.jpg?resize=225%2C300&amp;ssl=1 225w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 495px) 100vw, 495px\" data-recalc-dims=\"1\" \/><\/a>Just kidding, there is no god! But still, wtf with this &#8220;boot&#8221; by <strong>Dsquared2<\/strong>?\u00a0 The longer you look, the more it doesn&#8217;t make sense.<\/p>\n<blockquote><p>DSQUARED2 incorporates rustic aesthetics with luxurious fabrics and embellishments. The Bou Bou biker ankle boots feature a stiletto high heel, open toe and embroidered denim details.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>Fine, but what about that pocket thing? Is it a coin purse? Do you hide your Oxycontin in there?<\/p>\n<p>What an <a href=\"https:\/\/www.ucg.org\/bible-study-tools\/bible-questions-and-answers\/what-is-an-abomination\">abomination<\/a>. A snap, a zipper, 5.3 inch heels, plaid cotton&#8230;.add an open toe and somehow, it&#8217;s a biker boot.<\/p>\n<p>It&#8217;s a little less scary from behind:<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/godammit.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/06\/denim-dsquarred-biker-boots-rear.jpg?ssl=1\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-12332\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/godammit.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/06\/denim-dsquarred-biker-boots-rear.jpg?resize=495%2C660&#038;ssl=1\" alt=\"\" width=\"495\" height=\"660\" srcset=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/godammit.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/06\/denim-dsquarred-biker-boots-rear.jpg?w=495&amp;ssl=1 495w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/godammit.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/06\/denim-dsquarred-biker-boots-rear.jpg?resize=225%2C300&amp;ssl=1 225w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 495px) 100vw, 495px\" data-recalc-dims=\"1\" \/><\/a>And yet, I just want to wipe it off the face of the earth.I want to see it drowning and calling for help as I watch it go under. Is that so wrong?<\/p>\n<p>At $1,355, there is only one pair left at <a href=\"https:\/\/www.farfetch.com\/shopping\/women\/dsquared2-bou-bou-biker-boots-item-11778948.aspx?storeid=10446&amp;ffref=pp_recom&amp;rtype=certona&amp;rpos=2\">Farfetch<\/a>. Because ugly has no price.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Just kidding, there is no god! But still, wtf with this &#8220;boot&#8221; by Dsquared2?\u00a0 The longer you look, the more it doesn&#8217;t make sense. DSQUARED2 incorporates rustic aesthetics with luxurious fabrics and embellishments. The Bou Bou biker ankle boots feature &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/godammit.com\/why-did-god-allow-these-boots\/\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":12331,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":true,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","enabled":false}}},"categories":[2],"tags":[247,800,614],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/godammit.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/06\/denim-dsquared-2-bikers-1094-sold-out.jpg?fit=495%2C660&ssl=1","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p7t44M-3cS","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/12330"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=12330"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/12330\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/12331"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=12330"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=12330"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=12330"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}