{"id":12359,"date":"2017-07-13T16:52:31","date_gmt":"2017-07-13T23:52:31","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/?p=12359"},"modified":"2017-07-13T16:55:27","modified_gmt":"2017-07-13T23:55:27","slug":"trump-twists-the-knife","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/trump-twists-the-knife\/","title":{"rendered":"Trump Twists the Knife*"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Piece of shit <a href=\"https:\/\/www.washingtonpost.com\/news\/the-fix\/wp\/2017\/07\/13\/trump-basically-its-obamas-fault-that-russian-lawyer-took-advantage-of-young-man-donald-trump-jr\/?utm_term=.12f657120bcd\">Donald Trump <\/a>appraises Mrs. Macron&#8217;s body as the President of France and Melania are forced to stand by without killing him.<\/p>\n<p>*the knife in my stomach. Honk if he&#8217;s giving you an ulcer, too.<\/p>\n<p><iframe loading=\"lazy\" src=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/Q5wpa14ORW4?rel=0\" width=\"495\" height=\"278\" frameborder=\"0\" allowfullscreen=\"allowfullscreen\"><\/iframe><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Piece of shit Donald Trump appraises Mrs. Macron&#8217;s body as the President of France and Melania are forced to stand by without killing him. *the knife in my stomach. Honk if he&#8217;s giving you an ulcer, too.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":12362,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":true,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","enabled":false}}},"categories":[5,8],"tags":[1099,825,133,722],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/godammit.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/07\/trump-ugly-face.jpg?fit=480%2C377&ssl=1","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p7t44M-3dl","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/12359"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=12359"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/12359\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/12362"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=12359"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=12359"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=12359"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}