{"id":1246,"date":"2008-10-18T23:07:32","date_gmt":"2008-10-19T07:07:32","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.godammit.com\/?p=1246"},"modified":"2008-10-18T23:07:32","modified_gmt":"2008-10-19T07:07:32","slug":"thank-you-patti","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/thank-you-patti\/","title":{"rendered":"Thank You, Patti"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.godammit.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2008\/10\/cunt-guy-and-me.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-1245\" title=\"cunt-guy-and-me\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.godammit.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2008\/10\/cunt-guy-and-me-300x225.jpg?resize=300%2C225\" alt=\"\" width=\"300\" height=\"225\" srcset=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/godammit.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2008\/10\/cunt-guy-and-me.jpg?resize=300%2C225&amp;ssl=1 300w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/godammit.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2008\/10\/cunt-guy-and-me.jpg?w=640&amp;ssl=1 640w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" data-recalc-dims=\"1\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>Tonight I went to see my Living Idol, Patti Smith, and as always it was a transcendent experience.<\/p>\n<p>To top it off, I came upon this kindred spirit, who was nice enough to pose with me.&nbsp;\u00a0 My <a href=\"http:\/\/midnightridazz.com\/viewProfile.php?userId=760\" target=\"_blank\">nephew<\/a> was wearing his official <a href=\"http:\/\/www.cafepress.com\/papsmear2008\" target=\"_blank\">PAP Smear T-shirt<\/a>, too!<\/p>\n<p>Doesn&#8217;t the cunt-guy look familiar?? We feel we&#8217;ve seen him somewhere. Cunt-guy, if you read this, report to PAP Smear headquarters immediately.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Tonight I went to see my Living Idol, Patti Smith, and as always it was a transcendent experience. To top it off, I came upon this kindred spirit, who was nice enough to pose with me.&nbsp;\u00a0 My nephew was wearing &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/godammit.com\/thank-you-patti\/\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","enabled":false}}},"categories":[12,11],"tags":[215,378,409,154],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p7t44M-k6","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1246"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1246"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1246\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1246"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1246"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1246"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}