{"id":12487,"date":"2017-09-05T19:01:37","date_gmt":"2017-09-06T02:01:37","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/?p=12487"},"modified":"2017-09-05T19:01:37","modified_gmt":"2017-09-06T02:01:37","slug":"comic-relief-from-prada","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/comic-relief-from-prada\/","title":{"rendered":"Comic Relief From Prada"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/godammit.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/09\/prada-genuine-shearling-tassel-loafer-1100.jpg?ssl=1\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-12488\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/godammit.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/09\/prada-genuine-shearling-tassel-loafer-1100.jpg?resize=490%2C312&#038;ssl=1\" alt=\"\" width=\"490\" height=\"312\" srcset=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/godammit.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/09\/prada-genuine-shearling-tassel-loafer-1100.jpg?w=490&amp;ssl=1 490w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/godammit.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/09\/prada-genuine-shearling-tassel-loafer-1100.jpg?resize=300%2C191&amp;ssl=1 300w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 490px) 100vw, 490px\" data-recalc-dims=\"1\" \/><\/a>When I first saw these <strong>Prada<\/strong> loafers, I thought &#8220;Walrus!&#8221; Then, &#8220;Groucho Marx!&#8221; And finally, &#8220;Ew!&#8221;\u00a0 What do you see??<\/p>\n<p>From the rear, you can really appreciate the heel. Are they going for a <a href=\"http:\/\/whc.unesco.org\/en\/list\/320\">Gaudi<\/a> mosaic tribute or just a Disney princess thing?<\/p>\n<blockquote><p><a href=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/godammit.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/09\/prada-genuine-shearling-tassel-loafer-rear.jpg?ssl=1\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-12489\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/godammit.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/09\/prada-genuine-shearling-tassel-loafer-rear.jpg?resize=490%2C364&#038;ssl=1\" alt=\"comic relief from prada\" width=\"490\" height=\"364\" srcset=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/godammit.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/09\/prada-genuine-shearling-tassel-loafer-rear.jpg?w=490&amp;ssl=1 490w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/godammit.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/09\/prada-genuine-shearling-tassel-loafer-rear.jpg?resize=300%2C223&amp;ssl=1 300w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 490px) 100vw, 490px\" data-recalc-dims=\"1\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>A textured, silvery block heel encrusted with sparkling crystals in shades of blue brings a feminine update to a square-toed loafer finished with genuine shearling tassels.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>Uh-oh. I would call this <strong>green<\/strong>, not shades of blue. Anyone?\u00a0 Funnily enough, the whole thing looks different when it&#8217;s coming straight at you.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/godammit.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/09\/prada-shearling-face-up.jpg?ssl=1\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-12492\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/godammit.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/09\/prada-shearling-face-up.jpg?resize=480%2C716&#038;ssl=1\" alt=\"comic relief from prads\" width=\"480\" height=\"716\" srcset=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/godammit.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/09\/prada-shearling-face-up.jpg?w=480&amp;ssl=1 480w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/godammit.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/09\/prada-shearling-face-up.jpg?resize=201%2C300&amp;ssl=1 201w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 480px) 100vw, 480px\" data-recalc-dims=\"1\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>Now it&#8217;s a smiling shoe making a funny face! Adorable. <a href=\"http:\/\/shop.nordstrom.com\/s\/prada-genuine-shearling-tassel-loafer-women\/4696801?origin=category-personalizedsort&amp;fashioncolor=BLUE%20SATIN\">$1,100\u00a0<\/a><\/p>\n<p>Remember, when the world is about to blow up or just fall apart, there is always footwear and denim to take the edge off.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>When I first saw these Prada loafers, I thought &#8220;Walrus!&#8221; Then, &#8220;Groucho Marx!&#8221; And finally, &#8220;Ew!&#8221;\u00a0 What do you see?? From the rear, you can really appreciate the heel. Are they going for a Gaudi mosaic tribute or just a &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/godammit.com\/comic-relief-from-prada\/\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":12488,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":true,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","enabled":false}}},"categories":[2],"tags":[1061,274,118],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/godammit.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/09\/prada-genuine-shearling-tassel-loafer-1100.jpg?fit=490%2C312&ssl=1","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p7t44M-3fp","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/12487"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=12487"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/12487\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/12488"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=12487"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=12487"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=12487"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}