{"id":12594,"date":"2017-10-21T00:28:53","date_gmt":"2017-10-21T07:28:53","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/?p=12594"},"modified":"2017-10-21T01:42:33","modified_gmt":"2017-10-21T08:42:33","slug":"your-lipstick-hunt-is-over","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/your-lipstick-hunt-is-over\/","title":{"rendered":"Your Lipstick Hunt is Over."},"content":{"rendered":"

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Cult objects of desire are always disappointing, with one exception.<\/p>\n

Make-up artist Pat McGrath’s<\/strong> lipsticks really are the most wonderful thing in the whole world (right after babies, of course!)<\/p>\n

They are everything you ever hoped for in a lipstick, and more. The case is adorable and kind of stupid, with a nice heft and a good confirmatory click. The pigment is unbelievably rich. It glides on like silk underpants. I don’t know, I made that part up. But it is definitely silky, smooth and light as a whisper. I can’t write this kind of crap! What does “light as a whisper” mean? It feels light, okay? Here’s a bunch of literary similes for “light as…”<\/a><\/p>\n

It is so dope, you won’t resent spending $38 for it. You will THANK IT for only costing $38. Tom Ford lipstick<\/a> is $54, not that I would ever consider buying it. All his sickening fragrances smell like room-spray, as I’m sure you all know.<\/p>\n

I got the MatteTrance color Elson<\/em>, a deep blue red. If you don’t like a matte formula, there are creamy colors too.<\/p>\n

You can order online at Sephora<\/a> or find it in real life at ‘select’ stores. You can also get it at Pat McGrath’s website, where I borrowed this picture.*<\/p>\n

*My husband said it looks just like my bathroom! What greater compliment can a woman ask for?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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