{"id":1260,"date":"2008-10-22T22:53:54","date_gmt":"2008-10-23T06:53:54","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.godammit.com\/?p=1260"},"modified":"2008-10-22T22:55:28","modified_gmt":"2008-10-23T06:55:28","slug":"sister-wolf-breaks-it-down","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/sister-wolf-breaks-it-down\/","title":{"rendered":"Sister Wolf Breaks It Down"},"content":{"rendered":"

A reader calling herself Kim<\/a> asks: “Don’t you people have anything better to do than judge other people? I can’t believe how rude you people are!!”<\/em><\/p>\n

Kim, let me answer you this way: NO, WE DON’T!<\/strong><\/p>\n

Here at Godammit.com, we judge people. We figure that the good lord gave us the ability to make judgements, so why not exercise it? Like the great Gustave Flaubert, we are “severe mais juste<\/em>.” Strict but fair.<\/p>\n

In PAP Smear<\/a> news, Mrs. P was unable to define “preconditions” and agreed to reveal her medical records IF<\/a> she does in fact reveal them. Good to know!<\/p>\n

In a new interview with People Magazine, Mrs. P and Todd “The Bully” Palin are asked “Who’s the better cook?” Mrs. P answers (god bless her heart) “I’m a better cooker<\/a>.” \u00a0 Hahahahaha!<\/p>\n

Okay, I have been asked<\/a> to list “11 Things” about me, and I feel it is my privilege to let the people of this great country and any other land mass to know these eleven things:<\/p>\n

1. I buy and hoard red lipstick.
\n2. I have two adopted adult children who I met in cyberspace.
\n3. I’m afraid of squirrels.
\n4. I hate my next door neighbor, Alec.
\n5. There’s no such thing as too much coffee.
\n6. I’m blind without contact lenses (and with them, at this point)
\n7. I once got married in Tijuana, using fake ID.
\n8. I love “Free Bird.”
\n9. I am relentless in arguments about word usage.
\n10. No one will tolerate my singing.
\n11. I’m planning to launch the Crazy Mothers Club (CMC) for the daughters of crazy mothers, after Nov. 4.*<\/strong><\/p>\n

* Sign-ups on November 6<\/strong><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"