{"id":1272,"date":"2008-10-25T03:00:25","date_gmt":"2008-10-25T11:00:25","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.godammit.com\/?p=1272"},"modified":"2008-10-25T17:11:54","modified_gmt":"2008-10-26T01:11:54","slug":"mrs-palin-enlists-satan-in-last-ditch-effort-to-win","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/mrs-palin-enlists-satan-in-last-ditch-effort-to-win\/","title":{"rendered":"Mrs. Palin Enlists Satan in Last Ditch Effort to Win."},"content":{"rendered":"

Now, to add to Piper’s spinning head, there seems to be new Trig. \u00a0 This is not the Trig Mrs. P paraded around at the RNC.<\/p>\n

Did she swap Trig for this new model to distract us from Piper’s spinning head? To tell you the truth, I don’t know what this bitch is up to, after reading an extensive expose of her affiliation with a super-crazy element of Christian extremism called the \u00a0 New Apostolic Reformation theology. \u00a0 An arm of this movement is the Spiritual Warfare network, and let’s just say it’s beliefs are truly koo-koo for coco-puffs. \u00a0 You can bone up on it here<\/a> or you can just plan to stay far away from Alaska once she returns to carry out her plan of destroying all its endangered species and finding a way to create nuculer energy our of special needs kids.<\/p>\n

If you’d like to see her lies debunked about wanting to be a Friend to special needs kids, go here<\/a>.<\/p>\n

An article in the Sunday New York Times is already online, outlining the shifting narratives of Grandpa’s campaign, and recounting his first private meeting with Mrs. Palin at his ranch in Arizona. One can only imagine them playing footsie as they drank their mugs of coffee and regaled each other with tales of their mavericky ways.<\/p>\n

Pap Smear, I have taken some ‘medication” prescribed for me by the lord and it’s time to go and worship at the church I call My Freezer, where the sacriment of Banana Nut Ice Cream awaits me. \u00a0 Sleep tight.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"