{"id":12763,"date":"2018-02-08T00:24:48","date_gmt":"2018-02-08T08:24:48","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/?p=12763"},"modified":"2018-02-08T00:24:48","modified_gmt":"2018-02-08T08:24:48","slug":"finally-the-1000-plastic-bag","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/finally-the-1000-plastic-bag\/","title":{"rendered":"Finally, the $1,000 Plastic Bag!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/godammit.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/02\/calvin-klein-hefty-top-980.jpg?ssl=1\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-12764\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/godammit.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/02\/calvin-klein-hefty-top-980.jpg?resize=500%2C599&#038;ssl=1\" alt=\"finally, the $1000 plastic bag\" width=\"500\" height=\"599\" srcset=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/godammit.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/02\/calvin-klein-hefty-top-980.jpg?w=500&amp;ssl=1 500w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/godammit.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/02\/calvin-klein-hefty-top-980.jpg?resize=250%2C300&amp;ssl=1 250w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 500px) 100vw, 500px\" data-recalc-dims=\"1\" \/><\/a>Sorry, I&#8217;m exaggerating, this &#8220;top&#8221; is actually only <a href=\"https:\/\/www.matchesfashion.com\/us\/products\/Calvin-Klein-205W39NYC-Ruffle-trimmed-drawstring-neck-top-1204837#\">$980,<\/a> but sales tax will round it up. It is the apex of cutting edge fashion, ugly and disruptive as the day is long.<\/p>\n<blockquote><p>Calvin Klein 205W39NYC evoked modern Americana in its SS18 collection which included this black sleeveless top. It\u2019s made from high-shine nylon and finished with a ruffle-trimmed drawstring neck. Tuck it into the label\u2019s corresponding skirt for a look with directional flair.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>Thank you, <a href=\"http:\/\/rafsimons.com\/\"><strong>Raf Simons<\/strong><\/a>, for bringing the trash bag to its natural conclusion, we salute your genius!\u00a0 Here it is with a skirt:<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/godammit.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/02\/calvin-klein-hefty-2222.jpg?ssl=1\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-12766\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/godammit.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/02\/calvin-klein-hefty-2222.jpg?resize=500%2C666&#038;ssl=1\" alt=\"the $1000 trash bag\" width=\"500\" height=\"666\" srcset=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/godammit.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/02\/calvin-klein-hefty-2222.jpg?w=500&amp;ssl=1 500w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/godammit.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/02\/calvin-klein-hefty-2222.jpg?resize=225%2C300&amp;ssl=1 225w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 500px) 100vw, 500px\" data-recalc-dims=\"1\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>The <a href=\"https:\/\/godammit.com\/why-isnt-the-vetements-joke-over-yet\/\"><strong>Vetements<\/strong><\/a> guys must be furious.<\/p>\n<p>Any styling tips, fashionistas?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Sorry, I&#8217;m exaggerating, this &#8220;top&#8221; is actually only $980, but sales tax will round it up. It is the apex of cutting edge fashion, ugly and disruptive as the day is long. Calvin Klein 205W39NYC evoked modern Americana in its &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/godammit.com\/finally-the-1000-plastic-bag\/\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":12764,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":true,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","enabled":false}}},"categories":[2],"tags":[626,1061,722],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/godammit.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/02\/calvin-klein-hefty-top-980.jpg?fit=500%2C599&ssl=1","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p7t44M-3jR","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/12763"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=12763"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/12763\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/12764"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=12763"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=12763"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=12763"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}