{"id":12771,"date":"2018-02-11T15:28:06","date_gmt":"2018-02-11T23:28:06","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/?p=12771"},"modified":"2018-02-11T16:28:43","modified_gmt":"2018-02-12T00:28:43","slug":"whos-ready-to-slut-shame-hope-hicks","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/whos-ready-to-slut-shame-hope-hicks\/","title":{"rendered":"Who&#8217;s Ready to Slut-Shame Hope Hicks?"},"content":{"rendered":"<div id=\"attachment_12776\" style=\"width: 510px\" class=\"wp-caption aligncenter\"><a href=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/godammit.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/02\/hope-and-some-nazis.jpg?ssl=1\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-12776\" class=\"size-full wp-image-12776\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/godammit.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/02\/hope-and-some-nazis.jpg?resize=500%2C472&#038;ssl=1\" alt=\"time to slut-shame hope hicks\" width=\"500\" height=\"472\" srcset=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/godammit.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/02\/hope-and-some-nazis.jpg?w=500&amp;ssl=1 500w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/godammit.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/02\/hope-and-some-nazis.jpg?resize=300%2C283&amp;ssl=1 300w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 500px) 100vw, 500px\" data-recalc-dims=\"1\" \/><\/a><p id=\"caption-attachment-12776\" class=\"wp-caption-text\">Slut Hope Hicks and some Nazis.<\/p><\/div>\n<p>If <a href=\"https:\/\/www.univision.com\/univision-news\/politics\/hope-hicks-the-powerful-adviser-who-floats-above-the-controversies-in-trumps-white-house\"><strong>Hope Hicks<\/strong><\/a> were a man, in her same position at the White House, we could openly accuse him of being a scumbag who can&#8217;t keep his dick in his pants. We&#8217;d go, &#8220;Wow, he&#8217;s already fucked two of Trump&#8217;s aides?!&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>But since Hope is female, we must tread lightly. It&#8217;s all #MeToo. Don&#8217;t pick on her, she&#8217;s a woman. Women are oppressed victims. Time&#8217;s Up. We&#8217;re tired of being harassed for sex.<\/p>\n<p>Me, I&#8217;m tired of Hope Hicks. What&#8217;s wrong with her? By all accounts, she is Trump&#8217;s closest confidante and handmaiden. She carries a steamer so she can steam his wrinkled suits on <a href=\"https:\/\/en.wikipedia.org\/wiki\/Air_Force_One\">Air Force One<\/a>. She is basically his work wife, and also a substitute for her mentor, <a href=\"https:\/\/godammit.com\/daddys-girl\/\"><strong>Ivanka<\/strong><\/a>. She is rumored to be having an affair with Donald, even though she&#8217;s not blonde.<\/p>\n<p>But why has she had affairs with <a href=\"https:\/\/www.theguardian.com\/us-news\/2017\/dec\/27\/ex-trump-campaign-manager-corey-lewandowski-accused-of-sexual-assault\">Corey Lewandowski<\/a> and <a href=\"http:\/\/people.com\/politics\/hope-hicks-dating-rob-porter-corey-lewandowski\/\">Rob Porter<\/a>, both thugs that Trump drooled over before throwing overboard? Lewandowski is not only married, but has been accused of sexual assault in a separate event from the battery charge during the campaign.<\/p>\n<p>Porter, who is 6&#8217;5&#8221;, likes to punch and choke his wives and girlfriends. Fair enough if you work in Trump&#8217;s orbit. Locker room stuff.<\/p>\n<p>But Hope? Keep your legs together, girl! Isn&#8217;t is degrading enough to be Donald&#8217;s go-to assistant and fluffer?<\/p>\n<p>I want to break the silence around Hope. Let&#8217;s drag her into this if the men&#8217;s behavior can be scrutinized so publicly. If women are truly equal to men, they need to share the blame for stupid indiscretions.<\/p>\n<p>Maybe Hope needs to go to those meetings for <a href=\"https:\/\/slaafws.org\/\">Sex and Love Addicts<\/a>. The first step is admitting that&#8217;s she&#8217;s powerless over her behavior. Then she can make a decision to turn her will and her life over to the care of God as she understands Him.<\/p>\n<p>I don&#8217;t know if they have God over at the White House. I haven&#8217;t seen any suggestion of that. Does Hope have a mom? Can Mom remind her what they taught in prep school, where she played lacrosse? Or do they teach you to seek out rough trade in the workplace? Listen, I have no clue, okay? I skipped high school.<\/p>\n<p>The other morning, a male person in my life was raising his voice to me and I said that I didn&#8217;t want to be talked to like that. When he seemed perplexed, I explained, &#8220;BECAUSE I&#8217;M NOT HOPE HICKS!&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>I hope this retort can become part of our national lexicon. This would be a win all around.<\/p>\n<p>Thoughts, critiques, or insults?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>If Hope Hicks were a man, in her same position at the White House, we could openly accuse him of being a scumbag who can&#8217;t keep his dick in his pants. We&#8217;d go, &#8220;Wow, he&#8217;s already fucked two of Trump&#8217;s &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/godammit.com\/whos-ready-to-slut-shame-hope-hicks\/\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":12776,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":true,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","enabled":false}}},"categories":[8,7],"tags":[1099,34,133,613],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/godammit.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/02\/hope-and-some-nazis.jpg?fit=500%2C472&ssl=1","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p7t44M-3jZ","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/12771"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=12771"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/12771\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/12776"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=12771"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=12771"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=12771"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}