{"id":1281,"date":"2008-10-29T23:03:59","date_gmt":"2008-10-30T07:03:59","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.godammit.com\/?p=1281"},"modified":"2008-10-29T23:03:59","modified_gmt":"2008-10-30T07:03:59","slug":"screw-palin-lets-talk-about-me","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/screw-palin-lets-talk-about-me\/","title":{"rendered":"Screw Palin, Let&#8217;s talk About Me!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.godammit.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2008\/10\/batglasses-2.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-1283\" title=\"batglasses-2\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.godammit.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2008\/10\/batglasses-2-242x300.jpg?resize=242%2C300\" alt=\"\" width=\"242\" height=\"300\" srcset=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/godammit.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2008\/10\/batglasses-2.jpg?resize=242%2C300&amp;ssl=1 242w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/godammit.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2008\/10\/batglasses-2.jpg?w=768&amp;ssl=1 768w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 242px) 100vw, 242px\" data-recalc-dims=\"1\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>I love my new sunglasses and I want to take a moment to say, Are they awesome or are they awesome?<\/p>\n<p>Instead of buying Luella&#8217;s batgirl sunglasses for $400, I have cleverly bought these for $7.99 from a Halloween store. They have UV protection and they&#8217;re great for driving.&nbsp;\u00a0 If you need a pair, let me know.<\/p>\n<p>Okay, now back to the stupidest woman ever privileged to walk god&#8217;s green earth. Mrs. P told Elizabeth Vargas of <a href=\"http:\/\/crooksandliars.com\/nicole-belle\/palins-2012-plans-leaves-mccain-campa\" target=\"_blank\">ABC news<\/a> that if she loses the election, she won&#8217;t be wavin&#8217; the white flag of surrender.<\/p>\n<p><strong>&#8220;I&#8217;m not doin&#8217; this for naught,&#8221;<\/strong> were her exact words.<\/p>\n<p>On no she di&#8217;int! Grandpa is gonna be maaaaaaad!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I love my new sunglasses and I want to take a moment to say, Are they awesome or are they awesome? Instead of buying Luella&#8217;s batgirl sunglasses for $400, I have cleverly bought these for $7.99 from a Halloween store. &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/godammit.com\/screw-palin-lets-talk-about-me\/\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","enabled":false}}},"categories":[2,8],"tags":[423,378,422],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p7t44M-kF","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1281"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1281"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1281\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1281"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1281"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1281"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}