{"id":12817,"date":"2018-03-04T23:21:57","date_gmt":"2018-03-05T07:21:57","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/?p=12817"},"modified":"2018-03-04T23:21:57","modified_gmt":"2018-03-05T07:21:57","slug":"not-just-awful-but-stupid-too","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/not-just-awful-but-stupid-too\/","title":{"rendered":"Not Just Awful But Stupid Too"},"content":{"rendered":"

Let’s say you’re going out and you put on a long coat. You know how you always wish that somehow people could see through it? Even if it was just a window to show your waist and hips? This denim coat by Bless<\/strong> is the answer!!! A vinyl section all around the middle will make you glad you skipped breakfast and lunch. $1,050<\/strong><\/a> and available only in size small.<\/p>\n

For warmer weather, how about some shorts?<\/p>\n

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Why wear regular denim cut-offs when for just a bit more money, you can get a pair of shorts that have been chewed by teething babies in Sri Lanka<\/a>? All your friends will think you’ve had these for years and years, and they will fucking love you for it.\u00a0 $365<\/strong> by R13.<\/p>\n

Boots are really In now, especially high ones.<\/p>\n

$\"\"$ <\/a>Don’t laugh.<\/p>\n

These Balmain<\/strong><\/a> boots cost $2,950 even if they look like something you would turn down for $20 at Prostitutes ‘R Us. They have all the bells and whistles, including the sexy and practical open-toe. Pleeeeeeeeease get them, somebody.<\/p>\n

How great would it be to wear the boots with this skirt???<\/p>\n

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Why choose between denim and leather when you can have both? Alexander Wang<\/strong> is so desperate, I mean inventive, that he’s created a hybrid for just $995<\/a>. Size large and X-large are sold out,\u00a0 because who could rock this better than a full figured gal?<\/p>\n

I know you’d rather have an Oscars Exegesis\u2122<\/b><\/strong> but I don’t want to think about it tonight. I will get to it, and the key word will be *intersectional*.<\/p>\n

There is no joy like the joy of awful denim, so let me joy in peace, alright?<\/p>\n

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