{"id":12834,"date":"2018-03-19T22:40:38","date_gmt":"2018-03-20T05:40:38","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/?p=12834"},"modified":"2018-03-19T22:40:38","modified_gmt":"2018-03-20T05:40:38","slug":"the-dumbass-jr-doesnt-fall-far-from-the-dumbass-tree","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/the-dumbass-jr-doesnt-fall-far-from-the-dumbass-tree\/","title":{"rendered":"The Dumbass Jr. Doesn’t Fall Far From The Dumbass Tree"},"content":{"rendered":"

First, we learned that he treated Vanessa “like a second-class citizen,” keeping her on a restrictive budget. Now we learn that Junior had an affair with a contestant from The Celebrity Apprentice! <\/strong><\/a><\/p>\n

While Vanessa was pregnant with their third child, Don Jr. broke the news that he was leaving her for Aubrey O’Day<\/strong>, some bimbo that I don’t want to have to Google because that’s how excited I am.<\/p>\n

I love how these Trump men can’t tell TV from reality, and I super-love how they run amok when their wives get pregnant.<\/p>\n

According to Page Six<\/a> (which has proven to be on the money where celebrity dirt is concerned) Donald Sr.\u00a0 learned about Jr.’s romance and told him to knock it off. Like the brainless pipsqueak he is, Jr. obeyed. And on election night 2016, Aubrey tweeted ruefully that the story she never told was “now worth millions.”<\/p>\n

Who should we feel sorry for? Vanessa? But why would she marry a Trump? Back in the day, she is reported to have been a real slut, I mean “gangsta.”<\/a> She must have thought the name Trump was a step up. Maybe her modeling career was stalled. I don’t want to feel sorry for her, do you? She’ll get a great book deal, if she can break her prenup.<\/p>\n

Let’s not feel sorry for this Aubrey person. Not with that hair.<\/p>\n

Don Jr. was famously slapped around by his dad, even as a college student, so maybe he deserves some compassion. But wait, he killed all those beautiful tigers, so no. Fuck him.<\/p>\n

Why can’t the Trump men sleep with their pregnant wives? Is that too personal a question? I guess they find pregnant women disgusting. That is truly the pot calling the kettle disgusting, isn’t it?<\/p>\n

Don Jr. is a real piece of work. His idiotic tweets sound like fun, especially when he flirts with models by talking about bacon<\/a>.<\/p>\n

$\"\"$ <\/a>He meant “Chanel.”<\/p>\n

Remember when people thought Don Jr. was a great spokesperson for his dad, during the campaign? Was everyone hypnotized? He is the second dumbest person in the world.<\/p>\n

How soon can Ivanka’s<\/strong><\/a> marriage blow up? Hurry it up, Ivanka! I am locked and loaded.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"