{"id":12843,"date":"2018-03-21T00:23:03","date_gmt":"2018-03-21T07:23:03","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/?p=12843"},"modified":"2018-03-21T00:23:03","modified_gmt":"2018-03-21T07:23:03","slug":"first-lets-kill-all-the-playsuits","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/first-lets-kill-all-the-playsuits\/","title":{"rendered":"First, Let’s Kill All The Playsuits"},"content":{"rendered":"

$\"first$ <\/a>Shakespeare never saw this playsuit, so he aimed his wrath at lawyers<\/a>. His loss.<\/p>\n

Today’s poets could find inspiration in this denim playsuit by Faith Connexion<\/strong>. What a force of nature, or maybe cynicism, is this contraption! The long plaid thing is attached, not merely an afterthought. Nothing could be more chic.<\/p>\n

$\"first$ <\/a>See how it drags behind you like the train of a wedding gown! Or is it a peacock tail? Notice the versatility: You can tie the sleeves around your wait or just let them hang helplessly at your side.<\/p>\n

And when you make your exit, all eyes will be glued to the plaid thing, regal yet casual, like the grunge queen you are.<\/p>\n

$\"first$ <\/a>Don’t just take my word for it, here’s the editor:<\/p>\n

This blue denim playsuit from Faith Connexion is elevated from youthful staple into edgy statement with a floor-skimming black and white plaid shirt attached to the waist. The long sleeves anchor the impact while a small pointed collar keeps it sharp.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n
At just $1,755<\/a> plus shipping, it is selling out fast.<\/p>\n
If you don’t love this, I want to know why. Leave your complaints in the form of a sonnet.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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