{"id":1295,"date":"2008-11-04T16:24:38","date_gmt":"2008-11-05T00:24:38","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.godammit.com\/?p=1295"},"modified":"2008-11-04T16:24:38","modified_gmt":"2008-11-05T00:24:38","slug":"mrs-palin-a-moron-to-the-bitter-end","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/mrs-palin-a-moron-to-the-bitter-end\/","title":{"rendered":"Mrs. Palin: A Moron to the Bitter End"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.godammit.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2008\/11\/sarah-palin-from-jackiebeat.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-1294\" title=\"sarah-palin-from-jackiebeat\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.godammit.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2008\/11\/sarah-palin-from-jackiebeat-260x300.jpg?resize=260%2C300\" alt=\"\" width=\"260\" height=\"300\" srcset=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/godammit.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2008\/11\/sarah-palin-from-jackiebeat.jpg?resize=260%2C300&amp;ssl=1 260w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/godammit.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2008\/11\/sarah-palin-from-jackiebeat.jpg?w=650&amp;ssl=1 650w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 260px) 100vw, 260px\" data-recalc-dims=\"1\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p><em><strong>Citing her right to privacy, Gov. Sarah Palin refused to say who she voted  for after emerging from her polling place in Wasilla, Alaska.<\/strong><\/em><\/p>\n<p><em><strong>That&#8217;s right, she wouldn&#8217;t say she voted for her own presidential ticket. We  assume she did, but she stood on principle and wouldn&#8217;t say. She did say the  secret ballot is one of the <a href=\"http:\/\/www.swamppolitics.com\/news\/politics\/blog\/2008\/11\/sarah_palin_tightlipped_on_vot.html\" target=\"_blank\">&#8220;cool&#8221;<\/a> things about the U.S.<\/strong><\/em><\/p>\n<p>Hahaha! She can&#8217;t tell the truth about anything. God, I almost love her.<\/p>\n<p>Goodbye, you stupid bitch. Close the door behind you. Let&#8217;s let <strong>Honeypants<\/strong> have the last word, since she found this beautiful picture that encompasses the entire story of Mrs. P.<\/p>\n<p><strong>&#8216;HA! That same liberal Jew co-worker just got back from knocking on doors all  morning in Hollygrove (the neighborhood of NOLA where Lil Wayne is from), and he  said some old black man was crying and said &#8220;I never thought I&#8217;d live to see the  day when a young white man came knocking on my door to tell me to vote for the  young black man.&#8221; &#8216;<\/strong><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Citing her right to privacy, Gov. Sarah Palin refused to say who she voted for after emerging from her polling place in Wasilla, Alaska. That&#8217;s right, she wouldn&#8217;t say she voted for her own presidential ticket. We assume she did, &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/godammit.com\/mrs-palin-a-moron-to-the-bitter-end\/\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","enabled":false}}},"categories":[8,7,6],"tags":[428,372,378],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p7t44M-kT","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1295"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1295"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1295\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1295"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1295"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1295"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}