{"id":13054,"date":"2018-07-28T22:02:22","date_gmt":"2018-07-29T05:02:22","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/?p=13054"},"modified":"2018-07-28T22:02:22","modified_gmt":"2018-07-29T05:02:22","slug":"advanced-denim-appreciation","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/advanced-denim-appreciation\/","title":{"rendered":"Advanced Denim Appreciation"},"content":{"rendered":"
<\/a><\/p>\n Only a seasoned brand-whore would think of spending $1,375<\/a> for these awful jeans by Brunello Cucinelli<\/strong>. Your friends would have to be able to recognize the designer, who<\/p>\n operates from a restored 14th century castle in Solomeo, Italy (in fact, he restored the entire village). The line has expanded beyond the initial coveted cashmere to include designs for men and women<\/p><\/blockquote>\n to justify the expense. Otherwise, people would just assume you were a homeless person wearing a factory reject from Sears. For $1,375, you get the following:<\/p>\n I don’t know what monili trim is, and I don’t care. I do know that for normal humans under 75, an elastic waist on jeans is the kiss of death.<\/p>\n A newer, more fashion-forward brand is Sacai<\/strong><\/a>, who really brings it with these distressed high rise boyfriend jeans.<\/p>\n <\/a><\/p>\n These were $855<\/strong> but now reduced to just $256.50. So much bang for your buck, I hardly know where to begin.<\/p>\n Part of the brand’s Spring ’18 collection, these boyfriend jeans are cut from substantial denim. They’re thoroughly deconstructed: from the asymmetric paneling to the mint-lined rips, to the gathered puffs of fabric that peek out from under the cuffs.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n What does “mint-lined rips” mean? I see there’s something swashbuckling or piratey going on here, and that’s not a plus. Here’s how it looks on a model:<\/p>\n <\/a>So much attention to extraneous detail! Do these jeans say, “Hey, I’ve got money!” or “Please forgive me?”<\/p>\n This next pair makes me sad. First, because DUH, and second, because Escada<\/strong><\/a> has been over for years and years but won’t let go. It’s time, Escada. Pull the plug.<\/p>\n <\/a>God. “Live Laugh Love.” On your jeans. I want to cry.<\/p>\n In case you bought these but you worried that people might overlook your statement, you could spring for the coordinating t shirt.<\/p>\n <\/a><\/p>\n Live, laugh, eat, pray, be your best self.\u00a0 Just don’t broadcast it, for fucksake.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":" Only a seasoned brand-whore would think of spending $1,375 for these awful jeans by Brunello Cucinelli. Your friends would have to be able to recognize the designer, who operates from a restored 14th century castle in Solomeo, Italy (in fact, … Continue reading \n
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