{"id":1306,"date":"2008-11-07T22:57:12","date_gmt":"2008-11-08T06:57:12","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.godammit.com\/?p=1306"},"modified":"2008-11-07T22:57:12","modified_gmt":"2008-11-08T06:57:12","slug":"i-cant-quit-her","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/i-cant-quit-her\/","title":{"rendered":"I Can&#8217;t Quit Her!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.godammit.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2008\/11\/shopping-palin-nm.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-1307\" title=\"shopping-palin-nm\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.godammit.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2008\/11\/shopping-palin-nm-223x300.jpg?resize=223%2C300\" alt=\"\" width=\"223\" height=\"300\" srcset=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/godammit.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2008\/11\/shopping-palin-nm.jpg?resize=223%2C300&amp;ssl=1 223w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/godammit.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2008\/11\/shopping-palin-nm.jpg?w=500&amp;ssl=1 500w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 223px) 100vw, 223px\" data-recalc-dims=\"1\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>Shit. I need to move on, but how?!?!<\/p>\n<p>I really think I was making progress getting over her until I <a href=\"http:\/\/thecaucus.blogs.nytimes.com\/2008\/11\/07\/palin-calls-her-critics-jerks\/\" target=\"_blank\">read<\/a> this quote:<\/p>\n<p><strong>\u201cI want to be able to help also Americans to know that they can trust their  media.\u201d<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>WHAT IS THAT &#8220;ALSO&#8221; DOING THERE ?!?!?!?!?!?!?! It&#8217;s fucking maddening. Can&#8217;t someone sever her vocal cords?<\/p>\n<p>Neiman Marcus is having a special two day sale, but it&#8217;s dead to me now, as Tony Soprano would say. I know that&#8217;s a good thing, but still. I&#8217;d like to hate Neiman Marcus on its own merits.<\/p>\n<p>I do plan to write about fashion here, but only in a complaining way. I&#8217;m mad, remember? There are already enough fashion bloggers out there, but I still haven&#8217;t met anyone as mad as I am. Today I&#8217;m mad at my OTHER next door neighbor, who I&#8217;ll call Steven because that&#8217;s his name. Steven is divorcing his nice hard-working wife and he&#8217;s taking her to court to get spousal support, so he can keep flying to New York all the time, pretending he&#8217;s not gay.<\/p>\n<p>Also too, I&#8217;m really really mad at that horrible crazy Russian Lady (who famously got all up in my grill) because get this: In her boring and pointless blog, she is comparing Obama&#8217;s forthcoming presidency to the reign of Josef Stalin. You heard me. Stalin. And yet, I can&#8217;t have her deported or sent to the cornfield!<\/p>\n<p>Okay, that&#8217;s it for now. Any ideas on how to overcome my PDS, please advise! Or just <a href=\"http:\/\/www.cnn.com\/video\/#\/video\/politics\/2008\/11\/07\/intv.tuchman.palin.cnn\" target=\"_blank\">go here<\/a> and scream out loud.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Shit. I need to move on, but how?!?! I really think I was making progress getting over her until I read this quote: \u201cI want to be able to help also Americans to know that they can trust their media.\u201d &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/godammit.com\/i-cant-quit-her\/\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","enabled":false}}},"categories":[9,8,7],"tags":[295,375,257],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p7t44M-l4","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1306"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1306"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1306\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1306"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1306"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1306"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}