{"id":13095,"date":"2018-08-04T20:22:08","date_gmt":"2018-08-05T03:22:08","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/?p=13095"},"modified":"2018-08-04T20:22:08","modified_gmt":"2018-08-05T03:22:08","slug":"behold-the-ne-plus-ultra-of-stupid-denim","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/behold-the-ne-plus-ultra-of-stupid-denim\/","title":{"rendered":"Behold The Ne Plus Ultra of Stupid Denim"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/godammit.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/08\/denim-craziness-sacai.jpg?ssl=1\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-13096\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/godammit.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/08\/denim-craziness-sacai.jpg?resize=474%2C594&#038;ssl=1\" alt=\"behold\" width=\"474\" height=\"594\" srcset=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/godammit.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/08\/denim-craziness-sacai.jpg?w=474&amp;ssl=1 474w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/godammit.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/08\/denim-craziness-sacai.jpg?resize=239%2C300&amp;ssl=1 239w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 474px) 100vw, 474px\" data-recalc-dims=\"1\" \/><\/a>Is this it?<\/p>\n<p>Could anything be more stupid? It&#8217;s the <a href=\"https:\/\/www.saksfifthavenue.com\/main\/ProductDetail.jsp?PRODUCT%3C%3Eprd_id=845524447257231&amp;clickType=RECENTLY_VIEWED\"><strong>Sacai<\/strong><\/a> Faux Fur-Trim Denim &amp; Blazer Jacket. It&#8217;s two mints in one!<\/p>\n<blockquote><p>This amalgamated piece is dichotomous in design and aesthetic. Tailored on one side with the blazer and edgy on the other with denim, this piece is finished with a glamorous faux fur collar.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/godammit.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/08\/denim-crazyiness-ssacai-1375.jpg?ssl=1\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-13097\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/godammit.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/08\/denim-crazyiness-ssacai-1375.jpg?resize=498%2C645&#038;ssl=1\" alt=\"\" width=\"498\" height=\"645\" srcset=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/godammit.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/08\/denim-crazyiness-ssacai-1375.jpg?w=498&amp;ssl=1 498w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/godammit.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/08\/denim-crazyiness-ssacai-1375.jpg?resize=232%2C300&amp;ssl=1 232w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 498px) 100vw, 498px\" data-recalc-dims=\"1\" \/><\/a>I guess it <em>is<\/em> dichotomous.<\/p>\n<p>I would rather think of it as amphibian. Why is Sacai doing this to us? Why is the size small sold out? Where do we go from here? Is there a way to make it a trilogy, like adding a flapping sweater sleeve somewhere?<\/p>\n<p>I can&#8217;t even with this one.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Is this it? Could anything be more stupid? It&#8217;s the Sacai Faux Fur-Trim Denim &amp; Blazer Jacket. It&#8217;s two mints in one! This amalgamated piece is dichotomous in design and aesthetic. Tailored on one side with the blazer and edgy &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/godammit.com\/behold-the-ne-plus-ultra-of-stupid-denim\/\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":13096,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":true,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","enabled":false}}},"categories":[2],"tags":[626,800,274],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/godammit.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/08\/denim-craziness-sacai.jpg?fit=474%2C594&ssl=1","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p7t44M-3pd","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/13095"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=13095"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/13095\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/13096"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=13095"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=13095"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=13095"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}