{"id":1312,"date":"2008-11-10T22:33:08","date_gmt":"2008-11-11T06:33:08","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.godammit.com\/?p=1312"},"modified":"2008-11-11T00:17:55","modified_gmt":"2008-11-11T08:17:55","slug":"other-bitches-i-hate","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/other-bitches-i-hate\/","title":{"rendered":"Other Bitches I Hate"},"content":{"rendered":"

The Crazy Russian Lady has been busy on her blog lately and while she continues to offend me, it would be wrong to link to her; she would only brag about her new readers. And yet her comment following the news of a neo-Nazi plot against Obama managed to compare it to the Reichstag Fire<\/a>. (!!!) She is koo koo for cocoa puffs, as I’ve said before, and a mean one, too.<\/p>\n

So I’ve decided to copy some of her posts at my, ahem, Tribute Site<\/a>. That way you can share the hatred without giving her any pleasure. In any case, if you take issue with her at her blog, she will delete your comments and\/or “blacklist” you. (Hi, Crazy, I know you’re reading this!)<\/p>\n

Earlier today, I was reminded of a person who became my nemesis on eBay. I used to collect Victorian tiger claws<\/a>, and I know this might be horrifying but there it is: I collected them. I got my first one at a flea market in London and I didn’t know what it was but I loved the engraved gold setting and I wore it on a chain.<\/p>\n

When I first discovered eBay, I looked for tiger claws and found there were often five or six every week, usually offered by someone in the UK. I managed to buy a beautiful brooch. Then I realized that nearly every tiger claw was won by the same bidder, whose handle was “shellyel.” \u00a0 I grew to hate that greedy shellyel, and I wondered what her deal was. I wanted to email her and say “Will you ever have enough tiger claws, you fucking bitch?!” I had to face the fact that whoever she was, she had cornered the entire world market for Victorian tiger claws. It seemed so unfair! Where did she get all that money? Each piece sold for around $150, or up to $300 if it was set with a precious stone or something.<\/p>\n

One day, long after I stopped looking at eBay, I was in a boutique with my BFF when I saw a bigass tiger claw hung from a raw leather cord. It was in a glass case. A sales person saw me looking at it and said, “This is by one of our new designers, Shelly Litvak. Isn’t it cool?”<\/p>\n

I screamed “IT’S SHELLY!<\/strong>” loud enough to scare my BFF. The price was $3,000. Shelly was pretty smart, some would say. In my world, she’s a fucking, fucking cunt. How can collectors collect stuff when there are wealthy Shellys around?<\/p>\n

You can buy her absurdly overpriced necklaces here<\/a> or you can also look out for her crappy suede handbags that are priced at around a billion dollars.<\/p>\n

In case Shelly googles herself and finds this post, Look, Shelly! I have a big double tiger claw necklace with 22k gold thingies, and you can’t have it!<\/p>\n

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