{"id":13182,"date":"2018-08-28T00:21:32","date_gmt":"2018-08-28T07:21:32","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/?p=13182"},"modified":"2018-08-28T00:21:32","modified_gmt":"2018-08-28T07:21:32","slug":"asia-argento-a-story-with-everything","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/asia-argento-a-story-with-everything\/","title":{"rendered":"Asia Argento: A Story With Everything!"},"content":{"rendered":"

\"Asia<\/a><\/p>\n

Let’s pretend you live in another solar system and you don’t follow celebrity gossip. I’ll try to get you up to date. Asia Argento<\/strong><\/a> is an Italian actress with a penchant for the dark side. She’s covered in tattoos and she likes to be shocking. Anthony Bourdain<\/strong><\/a> fell in love with her in the last year of his life. She has been a leading voice in the #MeToo<\/strong><\/a> movement, having publicly accused Harvey Weinstein<\/strong><\/a> of raping her in a hotel room.<\/p>\n

Okay, so recently, it was reported that Argento paid hush money to Jimmy Bennett<\/strong><\/a>, a 22 year old actor who claims she sexually assaulted him when he was 17 years old, a crime in California, where the incident allegedly took place.<\/p>\n

Argento made a statement denying Bennett’s story, insisting that he had been trying to extort money from her for some time. She denied having any physical relationship with the actor, who played her young son in a film she directed years ago.<\/p>\n

But people got mad, because that’s what they do. They called Argento a hypocrite and\u00a0 whore, and took out their anger on Rose McGowan<\/strong><\/a>, another outspoken #MeToo leader (and Weinstein victim) who had formed a close friendship with Argento.<\/p>\n

Poor Rose McGowan didn’t know what to believe, but asked her followers to “be gentle.” This inflamed people even more. Why should they be gentle to Asia Argento, who had not favored gentleness toward Harvey Weinstein?<\/p>\n

So then<\/em>, TMZ<\/strong><\/a> published some private texts between Asia and an unnamed person, who presumably had leaked it. In their conversation, Argento admits to having sex with the actor, who “was horny” and “jumped her bones” in a hotel room. (note: stay out of hotel rooms.)<\/p>\n

So now<\/em>, we have Asia admitting she did it! But she’s pissed off because she herself had an older lover when she was 17; big deal. Plus, Anthony was the one who wanted to shut the actor up, fearing it would harm her reputation.<\/p>\n

But then, someone leaks Asia’s text conversation with Bourdain, in which he offers to pay the actor $380,000, if that’s what she wants. He can see that Bennett is a screwed-up person and feels sorry for him. Of course, Anthony Bordain can’t weigh in, because he killed himself a few months ago.<\/p>\n

In the days prior to Bourdain’s suicide, Argento was photographed in Rome, holding hands and making out with a young journalist. THIS DOES NOT MAKE HER GUILTY FOR HIS DEATH. And yet.<\/p>\n

Now, pay attention! Rose McGowan has made a long statement<\/a>, conceding that Argento molested the young actor, and should be held responsible for her actions.<\/p>\n

How does she know Argento is guilty? Because the person who leaked the stuff to TMZ is none other than Rose’s partner, Rain Dove<\/strong>!<\/p>\n

Now, Rain Dove<\/a> is a model whose pronoun is they. McGowan refers to them as a “being” in her statement about how she came to learn the truth about Asia, who may not be a being but is certainly a cunt, I feel it is safe to say at this point.<\/p>\n

Here is how Rose says she wised up:<\/p>\n

But then everything changed. In an instant. I received a phone call and series of messages from the being I\u2019ve been dating- Rain Dove. They said that they had been texting with Asia and that Asia had revealed that she had indeed slept with Jimmy Bennet. Rain also shared that Asia had stated that she\u2019d been receiving unsolicited nudes of Jimmy since he had been 12. Asia mentioned in these texts that she didn\u2019t take any action on those images. No reporting to authorities, to the parents, or blocking of Jimmy\u2019s social media. Not even a simple message \u201cDon\u2019t send me these images. They are inappropriate.\u201d There were a few other details revealed as well that I am not at liberty to mention in this statement as investigators do their job.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n

She had me at “being,” obviously. I mean, what more could you want here, except for Anthony Bourdain to have never crossed paths with Asia Argento??<\/p>\n

If you were the god in charge of shit like this, what would you want to happen next? Please show your work, unless it’s a mystery to be revealed in the fullness of time.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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