{"id":13285,"date":"2018-09-19T02:09:10","date_gmt":"2018-09-19T09:09:10","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/?p=13285"},"modified":"2018-09-19T13:10:47","modified_gmt":"2018-09-19T20:10:47","slug":"soon-yi-woody-mia-and-ronan-no","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/soon-yi-woody-mia-and-ronan-no\/","title":{"rendered":"Soon Yi, Woody, Mia, and Ronan: No."},"content":{"rendered":"

I was going to comment on the creepy new interview with Soon Yi Previn<\/strong><\/a>, but after delving into her family history, I’m disgusted with all of the players, including that stupid Ronan<\/strong>, who wears blue contact lenses to look more like Frank Sinatra<\/a>.<\/strong><\/p>\n

Fuck these awful people, especially Mia Farrow<\/a>, who adopted Asian children like salted peanuts, even getting a congressman to change US adoption law to accommodate her colonialist agenda. Farrow has adopted ten children and given birth to four, married three powerful men who were old enough to be her father, and I think we can say it’s been a mess.<\/p>\n

In her interview, Soon Yi makes it clear that she hates Mia, who adopted her from Korea when she was 5 years old. Mia is portrayed as an abusive lunatic. Luckily, Woody Allen came along and started taking an interest in Soon Yi when she was in the 11th grade and they began going to Knicks games together.<\/p>\n

One day, Woody showed Soon Yi a Bergman<\/strong> movie<\/strong> (not making this up!) and then they kissed. One thing led to another, and you know, the heart wants what it wants.<\/p>\n

But Soon Yi thought it was only a fling. Fucking mom’s boyfriend was probably meant to piss her off, not drive her insane. Next thing you know, the nude spreadeagled Polaroids, the accusations of molesting another Farrow daughter, and therapy for 4 year old Ronan, who either did or didn’t hate his daddy, who is either Woody or Frank Sinatra.<\/p>\n

I’m telling you, these people are monsters. Soon Yi and Woody are the parents of two adopted daughters, who are now in their teens and endured a battery of “the best tennis lessons, piano, guitar, ballet classes, whatever.” Soon Yi will have to wait until they give their own interviews to hear the final verdict on her mothering skills.<\/p>\n

Meanwhile, she spends her days doing Pilates, going to museums with her driver, and shopping for clothes.<\/p>\n

Since the interview was published, Ronan and six other siblings released a statement defending their mother, and Dylan reminded people that Woody molested her. Ronan, coincidentally, is making a career out of outing molesters. It’s like in this family, you are either a Molester or Molestee. Or Frank Sinatra’s love child.<\/p>\n

Yes, Woody Allen is a fucker<\/a> and one I’ve never forgiven for having sex with Soon Yi. She appears to be a hateful spoiled creature who is frighteningly lacking in empathy and not sharp enough to keep her elderly husband away from their nubile daughters. Hello, Soon Yi? Remember that Bergman movie?<\/p>\n

Click the links if you dare, and tell me if any of these people are not completely nuts.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"