{"id":133,"date":"2006-09-05T18:14:26","date_gmt":"2006-09-06T02:14:26","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/godammit.com\/archives\/2006\/09\/133"},"modified":"2006-09-05T18:15:00","modified_gmt":"2006-09-06T02:15:00","slug":"133","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/133\/","title":{"rendered":"Meet My Boots"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a class=\"imagelink\" title=\"dozenboots.jpg\" href=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/godammit.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2006\/09\/dozenboots.jpg\"><img decoding=\"async\" id=\"image132\" height=\"96\" alt=\"dozenboots.jpg\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/godammit.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2006\/09\/dozenboots.thumbnail.jpg?fit=640%2C96\" data-recalc-dims=\"1\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>Due to popular demand, I present my twelve pairs of boots, featuring the newest acquisition from Las Vegas: Bronze leather knee-high boots by Prada, originally $895, purchased for $236. Check out those pull-things on the inside.<\/p>\n<p>So as not to make the others feel bad, I will introduce them too. From the left in the back row: Frye cowboy boots, Jon Fluevog high purple cowboy boots, Calvin Klein biker boots, Kenneth Cole biker boots, Donald Pliner biker boots, crappy lace-up boots that say \u201cmade in Spain\u00e2\u20ac?, Aquatalia weather-proof biker boots. Front row: US Govt. Issue Navy boots, M. L. Leddy &#038; Sons python cowboy boots, Nocona python cowboy boots, Tony Lama python cowboy boots.<\/p>\n<p>Ta da!&nbsp;\u00a0 Know what I\u2019ve learned from this project? Correct! I need more boots, godammit.<br \/>\n&nbsp;\u00a0<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Due to popular demand, I present my twelve pairs of boots, featuring the newest acquisition from Las Vegas: Bronze leather knee-high boots by Prada, originally $895, purchased for $236. Check out those pull-things on the inside. So as not to &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/godammit.com\/133\/\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","enabled":false}}},"categories":[9,2],"tags":[],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/s7t44M-133","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/133"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=133"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/133\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=133"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=133"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=133"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}