{"id":13324,"date":"2018-10-22T18:41:51","date_gmt":"2018-10-23T01:41:51","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/?p=13324"},"modified":"2018-10-22T18:41:51","modified_gmt":"2018-10-23T01:41:51","slug":"but-you-are-a-baby-motherfucker","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/but-you-are-a-baby-motherfucker\/","title":{"rendered":"But You ARE a Baby, Motherfucker!\u2122"},"content":{"rendered":"

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How sick are you of hearing Trump say the word “baby<\/a>?” Bad enough that he uses it to insult others<\/a> but now he’s going around insisting that he isn’t<\/a> one.<\/p>\n

BUT HE IS!<\/strong> He’s a big goddamn baby who can’t take any criticism, who doesn’t know how to say he’s sorry, who doesn’t know how heartbreakingly dumb he is, and who walks around with toilet paper on his shoe! BABY!<\/p>\n

He has baby hands, a baby pout, a baby’s rage at Mommy, and let’s face it, all women are\u00a0 stand-ins for his bad mommy<\/a>. That’s why he’s so deranged about Hillary, Stormi, and Nancy Pelosi. Let’s not forget Dr. Blasey Ford, either. If you’re not Ivanka<\/strong><\/a>, you’re just a menstruating horse-faced pigdog.<\/p>\n