{"id":13390,"date":"2018-12-06T03:41:30","date_gmt":"2018-12-06T11:41:30","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/?p=13390"},"modified":"2018-12-06T03:41:30","modified_gmt":"2018-12-06T11:41:30","slug":"banned-words-and-people-for-2019","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/banned-words-and-people-for-2019\/","title":{"rendered":"Banned Words and People for 2019"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/godammit.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/12\/The-Scream-1910-version.jpg?ssl=1\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-13394\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/godammit.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/12\/The-Scream-1910-version.jpg?resize=500%2C632&#038;ssl=1\" alt=\"banned words and people 2019\" width=\"500\" height=\"632\" srcset=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/godammit.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/12\/The-Scream-1910-version.jpg?w=500&amp;ssl=1 500w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/godammit.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/12\/The-Scream-1910-version.jpg?resize=237%2C300&amp;ssl=1 237w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 500px) 100vw, 500px\" data-recalc-dims=\"1\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>What a horrible year, right? Why can&#8217;t Trump just die so we can let the refugees have a nice soft bed and a hot meal?<\/p>\n<p>Meanwhile, we&#8217;re not totally helpless. We can complain about words and word usage. We can vow not to use them in 2019, and like on <a href=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/watch?v=gxMZgeBlqzQ\"><strong>Peewee&#8217;s Playhouse<\/strong><\/a>, we can scream really loud if someone says any of them.<\/p>\n<p><strong>new normal<br \/>\nwellness<\/strong><br \/>\n<strong>folks (instead of &#8220;people&#8221;)<\/strong><br \/>\n<strong>gender fluid<\/strong><br \/>\n<strong>toxic masculinity<\/strong><br \/>\n<strong>fake news<\/strong><br \/>\n<strong>eatery<\/strong><br \/>\n<strong>turmeric<\/strong><br \/>\n<strong>manosphere<\/strong><br \/>\n<strong>insta-worthy<\/strong><br \/>\n<strong>gah<br \/>\nally<br \/>\nself-care<br \/>\nhelicopter parents<br \/>\nhook-up<br \/>\nbest self<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>I can&#8217;t remember if I&#8217;ve done this before, but let&#8217;s also ban the people we don&#8217;t want to hear about (or from) in 2019, okay?<\/p>\n<p><strong>Beyonce<\/strong><br \/>\n<strong>Halsey<\/strong><br \/>\n<strong>Roger Stone<\/strong><br \/>\n<strong>Ariana Grande<\/strong><br \/>\n<strong>Kanye<\/strong><br \/>\n<strong>Monica Lewinski<\/strong><br \/>\n<strong>Lil [Anybody]<\/strong><br \/>\n<strong>Cardi B and Offest<br \/>\nTiger Woods<br \/>\nClint Eastwood<br \/>\nVirgil Abloh<br \/>\nChildish Gambino<br \/>\nMark Zuckerberg<br \/>\nCamila Cabello<br \/>\nSheryl Sandberg<br \/>\nthe Trivago guy<br \/>\nthe My Pillow Guy<br \/>\n<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>I know I&#8217;m forgetting about a million people and words.<\/p>\n<p>Help me out.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>What a horrible year, right? Why can&#8217;t Trump just die so we can let the refugees have a nice soft bed and a hot meal? Meanwhile, we&#8217;re not totally helpless. We can complain about words and word usage. We can &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/godammit.com\/banned-words-and-people-for-2019\/\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":13394,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":true,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","enabled":false}}},"categories":[4,968,6],"tags":[40,1101,1099],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/godammit.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/12\/The-Scream-1910-version.jpg?fit=500%2C632&ssl=1","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p7t44M-3tY","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/13390"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=13390"}],"version-history":[{"count":5,"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/13390\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":13396,"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/13390\/revisions\/13396"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/13394"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=13390"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=13390"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=13390"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}