{"id":1341,"date":"2008-11-23T01:24:59","date_gmt":"2008-11-23T09:24:59","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.godammit.com\/?p=1341"},"modified":"2008-11-23T01:26:04","modified_gmt":"2008-11-23T09:26:04","slug":"pop-culture-quiz","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/pop-culture-quiz\/","title":{"rendered":"Pop Culture Quiz"},"content":{"rendered":"

For the last few days, I’ve had the feeling that there’s nothing interesting on the Internet. Anywhere. For me, as an addict, this is pretty scary. How much fashion, YouTube, politics or gossip can anyone stand? How many weird medical disorders, conjoined twins, opinions, rants or Wikipedia entries can anyone absorb? It’s all bullshit.<\/p>\n

On that note, here is a quiz to test your knowledge of pop culture. I’m going to make it up as I go along. Remember that the more questions you can answer correctly, the more you should probably just kill yourself.<\/p>\n

No cheating!<\/p>\n

1. \u00a0 Madonna may be upset, but ——- “is her rock.”<\/p>\n

2. Which young celebrity\/drug addict is NOT a lesbian.<\/p>\n

3. Who is her lesbian girlfriend’s famous brother?<\/p>\n

4. How long did Angie breastfeed the twins?<\/p>\n

5. What sickening actor likes to be pictured without his shirt on?<\/p>\n

6. Who is Jessica Simpson dating?<\/p>\n

7. What is Beyonce’s new alter ego called?<\/p>\n

8. Name Gwen Stefani’s two sons.<\/p>\n

8. Name her husband’s teenage daughter.<\/p>\n

9. Tom Cruise is —.<\/p>\n

10. What is a ‘tweaker?’<\/p>\n

11. Donatella’s daughter suffers from ——–.<\/p>\n

12. Leonardo is dating ___ ______ because he likes ——.<\/p>\n

How did you make out? 12 out of 12=tragic. 8-11=sad. 6-10=average student of pop culture. 1-5=great job, keep it up! 0=cheater!<\/p>\n

* I’m not giving answers, because you know if you know them. If you don’t know an answer, give yourself a nice pat on the back, you’re better off.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"