{"id":13498,"date":"2019-02-26T20:17:47","date_gmt":"2019-02-27T04:17:47","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/?p=13498"},"modified":"2019-02-26T20:17:47","modified_gmt":"2019-02-27T04:17:47","slug":"academy-awards-2019-exegesis","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/academy-awards-2019-exegesis\/","title":{"rendered":"Academy Awards 2019 Exegesis"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/godammit.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/02\/academy-awards-2019.jpg?ssl=1\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-13500\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/godammit.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/02\/academy-awards-2019.jpg?resize=500%2C455&#038;ssl=1\" alt=\"academy awards 2019 exegesis\" width=\"500\" height=\"455\" srcset=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/godammit.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/02\/academy-awards-2019.jpg?w=500&amp;ssl=1 500w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/godammit.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/02\/academy-awards-2019.jpg?resize=300%2C273&amp;ssl=1 300w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 500px) 100vw, 500px\" data-recalc-dims=\"1\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>This year, I&#8217;m asking you to go<a href=\"https:\/\/miista.com\/blogs\/miista\/sister-wolf-reviews-academy-awards-2019-lap-it-up-or-spit-it-out\"> here<\/a> to read the all-important Academy Awards Exegesis\u2122, and then come back to leave comments, if you have any. I know it&#8217;s a couple of extra clicks and I apologize. I&#8217;ll try to make it up to you.<\/p>\n<p>But before you go, let&#8217;s just reflect on the <strong>Lady Gaga\/Bradley Cooper<\/strong> imbroglio if we may. If you&#8217;re anything like me, and you are, you were moaning in agony throughout their performance. And I do mean performance. Personally, I kept muttering &#8220;Barf,&#8221; a word I haven&#8217;t used since middle school. But what else is there to say when confronted with such egregious grandiosity, not to mention over-the-top bad acting? Jesus Christ, why???<\/p>\n<p>Now the internet is all ARE THEY REALLY IN LOVE??? and IS HE BREAKING UP WITH WHATSHERNAME?<\/p>\n<p>If only he wasn&#8217;t gay.<\/p>\n<p>Okay for now. Thoughts? Things I left out?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>This year, I&#8217;m asking you to go here to read the all-important Academy Awards Exegesis\u2122, and then come back to leave comments, if you have any. I know it&#8217;s a couple of extra clicks and I apologize. I&#8217;ll try to &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/godammit.com\/academy-awards-2019-exegesis\/\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":13500,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":true,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","enabled":false}}},"categories":[4,968,8,7],"tags":[511,1054],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/godammit.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/02\/academy-awards-2019.jpg?fit=500%2C455&ssl=1","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p7t44M-3vI","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/13498"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=13498"}],"version-history":[{"count":5,"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/13498\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":13505,"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/13498\/revisions\/13505"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/13500"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=13498"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=13498"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=13498"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}