{"id":1352,"date":"2008-11-29T21:49:10","date_gmt":"2008-11-30T05:49:10","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.godammit.com\/?p=1352"},"modified":"2008-11-30T20:59:46","modified_gmt":"2008-12-01T04:59:46","slug":"accessorize-me","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/accessorize-me\/","title":{"rendered":"Accessorize Me (updated)"},"content":{"rendered":"

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Having bought the perfect and ultimate black leather dress, I found I was too lame to wear it with anything but more black. I think it looks good with black tights and black shoes, but I want to think of this dress as versatile. Wouldn’t it look great with something else? Like what?<\/p>\n

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Here it is without me in it. Isn’t it awesome?! It zips up the back and has zippers at the cuff, too.<\/p>\n

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I wore it to a dinner party and towered over all the women, who may have been midgets. I drank some wine and got involved in a lively theological discussion that led one guest to exclaim “Talmud Schmalmud,” which is my feeling as well.<\/p>\n

So, help a sister out on the accessory question. What is your vision for this dress? I have a million pairs of boots, some clunky black high-heels, clunky red high-heels, pointy lace up flats, and that’s about it. I’m willing to buy the right shoes or leg-wear if I only knew what they were.<\/p>\n

(If anyone needs to say I look like a drag queen, hurry up and get it over with. Plus, “I look fat but I’m really not.”)<\/p>\n

UPDATE: \u00a0 Romeo’s paper-doll prototypes are very exciting. See?<\/p>\n

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