{"id":13551,"date":"2019-03-13T21:04:40","date_gmt":"2019-03-14T04:04:40","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/?p=13551"},"modified":"2019-03-14T00:58:36","modified_gmt":"2019-03-14T07:58:36","slug":"why-are-they-torturing-me","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/why-are-they-torturing-me\/","title":{"rendered":"Why Are They Torturing Me? Part 1"},"content":{"rendered":"
<\/a><\/p>\n Sometimes I go looking for trouble but other times it assaults me when I’m doing what I call Minding My Own Business. These fucking boots are in the second category.<\/p>\n I was scrolling through the new arrivals at farfetch.com<\/a> when they came at me. What the fuck is wrong with this designer, Natasha Zinko<\/strong>? Everything she makes is a monstrosity, just pure visual hell. If you do a search of the brand at farfetch, you will want to kill her.<\/p>\n Anyway, the stupid sleeve-flaps hanging from this boot…let the website explain.<\/p>\n Much like the designer herself, Natasha Zinko is fun, vibrant and brimming with energy. Her personality undoubtedly shows through each clothing piece. These blue 100 denim-wrapped leather ankle boots from Natasha Zinko feature a pull-on style, a pointed toe, side flap pockets, a cut-out heel, a 100mm high stiletto heel and a leather sole.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n The price, $1,313 is also an affront. Why the double 13? Round up or down, motherfuckers.<\/p>\n But then, not content to wallow in the nightmare of the boots, I went looking for one of my favorite tools of self-harm, the ex-wife’s<\/a> monthly column in her neighborhood paper. This month, she is expounding on the weather.<\/p>\n <\/a>Try reading it aloud, if you’re alone. Or to your partner, if he wasn’t ever married to her.<\/p>\n How can this be real, the real thoughts and words of a human brain? Each time, I am amazed. Or as she might put it, amazed anew<\/em>.<\/p>\n God. On the other hand, I’d be sad without the torments of the internet. Wouldn’t you? Or not?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":" Sometimes I go looking for trouble but other times it assaults me when I’m doing what I call Minding My Own Business. These fucking boots are in the second category. I was scrolling through the new arrivals at farfetch.com when … Continue reading