{"id":13601,"date":"2019-04-01T00:12:56","date_gmt":"2019-04-01T07:12:56","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/?p=13601"},"modified":"2019-04-01T00:12:56","modified_gmt":"2019-04-01T07:12:56","slug":"lets-say-youre-missing-a-leg","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/lets-say-youre-missing-a-leg\/","title":{"rendered":"Let&#8217;s Say You&#8217;re Missing a Leg"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/godammit.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/03\/one-leg-trousers-pushbutton-1.jpg?ssl=1\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-13602\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/godammit.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/03\/one-leg-trousers-pushbutton-1.jpg?resize=500%2C610&#038;ssl=1\" alt=\"let's say you're missing a leg\" width=\"500\" height=\"610\" srcset=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/godammit.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/03\/one-leg-trousers-pushbutton-1.jpg?w=500&amp;ssl=1 500w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/godammit.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/03\/one-leg-trousers-pushbutton-1.jpg?resize=246%2C300&amp;ssl=1 246w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 500px) 100vw, 500px\" data-recalc-dims=\"1\" \/><\/a>You can imagine my delight at finding these wonderful trousers at the super edgy, superbly curated fashion site <a href=\"https:\/\/www.ssense.com\/en-us\/women\/product\/pushbutton\/grey-check-one-leg-trousers\/3826411\">Ssense.com<\/a>.<\/p>\n<blockquote><p>Mid-rise. Four-pocket styling. Single cropped leg. Zip-fly. Partially lined. Tonal hardware.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>&#8220;Single cropped leg.&#8221; Roger that. No explanation necessary! Here&#8217;s another view:<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/godammit.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/03\/one-leg-trousers-pushbutton-2.jpg?ssl=1\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-13603\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/godammit.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/03\/one-leg-trousers-pushbutton-2.jpg?resize=500%2C772&#038;ssl=1\" alt=\"lets say youre missing a leg\" width=\"500\" height=\"772\" srcset=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/godammit.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/03\/one-leg-trousers-pushbutton-2.jpg?w=500&amp;ssl=1 500w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/godammit.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/03\/one-leg-trousers-pushbutton-2.jpg?resize=194%2C300&amp;ssl=1 194w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 500px) 100vw, 500px\" data-recalc-dims=\"1\" \/><\/a>So good.\u00a0 All eyes will be on you, hopefully. It&#8217;s a casual look, and quite breezy on the one leg, but you can upgrade for a more formal look by getting the nicely proportioned matching jacket.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/godammit.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/03\/one-leg-total-outfit.jpg?ssl=1\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-13604\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/godammit.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/03\/one-leg-total-outfit.jpg?resize=456%2C861&#038;ssl=1\" alt=\"lets say youre missing a leg\" width=\"456\" height=\"861\" srcset=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/godammit.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/03\/one-leg-total-outfit.jpg?w=456&amp;ssl=1 456w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/godammit.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/03\/one-leg-total-outfit.jpg?resize=159%2C300&amp;ssl=1 159w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 456px) 100vw, 456px\" data-recalc-dims=\"1\" \/><\/a>For some reason, I think the trousers would be better for a one-legged person, don&#8217;t you? Instead of leaving that poor exposed leg to just hang there so vulnerably, a one-legged person would look great, without having to to take it to a tailor. I feel the same way about the popular <a href=\"https:\/\/miista.com\/blogs\/miista\/the-tyranny-of-the-open-shoulder\">one-armed<\/a> look in dresses and tops. I just don&#8217;t feel good about the bared limb.<\/p>\n<p>Let&#8217;s say you&#8217;re <strong>Dan Cooper<\/strong>, a guy who is currently featured on a reality show in the UK, living in a house with 4 other &#8220;extraordinary&#8221; people. Evidently, <a href=\"https:\/\/www.dailymail.co.uk\/femail\/article-6825467\/Viewers-struggle-understand-man-CHOSE-leg-amputated-House-Extraordinary-People.html\">viewers<\/a> don&#8217;t have much sympathy for Dan, who had his leg chopped off in order to feel &#8220;<a href=\"https:\/\/godammit.com\/transabled-a-whole-new-world\/\">whole<\/a>.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/godammit.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/03\/one-legged-Dan-Cooper-BIID.jpg?ssl=1\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-13607\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/godammit.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/03\/one-legged-Dan-Cooper-BIID.jpg?resize=450%2C746&#038;ssl=1\" alt=\"let's say you're missing a leg\" width=\"450\" height=\"746\" srcset=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/godammit.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/03\/one-legged-Dan-Cooper-BIID.jpg?w=450&amp;ssl=1 450w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/godammit.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/03\/one-legged-Dan-Cooper-BIID.jpg?resize=181%2C300&amp;ssl=1 181w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 450px) 100vw, 450px\" data-recalc-dims=\"1\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/bu.digication.com\/wr150B5_rachlyon\/Final_When_Less_is_More_the_Right_to_Remove_Excess\">Dan<\/a> has <a href=\"http:\/\/www.biid.org\/\">BIID<\/a>, and suffered for many years with the affliction of having one too many legs. Interestingly, this appears to be an extremely British disorder. There&#8217;s a great documentary somewhere that spends time with a few of these guys and they are all British. A Scottish surgeon got in trouble for amputating healthy legs, even though he was just trying to prevent his patients from seeking a potentially life-threatening back alley solution to their being bipeds.<\/p>\n<p>Be that as it may! Dan is now a TV personality and people will just have to learn to accept him. Thank god that fucking leg isn&#8217;t tormenting him any more. But how good would he look in those mid-rise, partially lined pants at Ssense?<\/p>\n<p>I&#8217;m just saying.<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>You can imagine my delight at finding these wonderful trousers at the super edgy, superbly curated fashion site Ssense.com. Mid-rise. Four-pocket styling. Single cropped leg. Zip-fly. Partially lined. Tonal hardware. &#8220;Single cropped leg.&#8221; Roger that. 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