{"id":13649,"date":"2019-04-18T23:36:03","date_gmt":"2019-04-19T06:36:03","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/?p=13649"},"modified":"2019-04-18T23:36:03","modified_gmt":"2019-04-19T06:36:03","slug":"ivanka-goes-to-africa-on-your-dime","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/ivanka-goes-to-africa-on-your-dime\/","title":{"rendered":"Ivanka Goes to Africa, On Your Dime!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"https:\/\/godammit.com\/daddys-girl\/\"><strong>Ivanka Trump<\/strong><\/a> went to two <a href=\"https:\/\/www.nbcnews.com\/politics\/white-house\/trump-referred-haiti-african-countries-shithole-nations-n836946\"><strong>shithole countries<\/strong><\/a> (Ethiopia and Ivory Coast) to tout her global economic program for women, a trip with all the pomp and ceremony of a King&#8217;s visit, paid for by We the People! Yay, Ivanka! Evita would envy this bitch&#8217;s sense of entitlement, which is off the fucking charts.<\/p>\n<p>I love how Ivanka chose a fitted white Colonialist dress, complete with a little safari-style neck-scarf! It was the perfect choice for dancing around with African women, who smiled and laughed like happy children, despite working long backbreaking hours at textile looms, or bending over troughs of cocoa beans.<\/p>\n<p>Speaking of cocoa, Ivanka praised her co-sponsors, including <a href=\"https:\/\/www.confectionerynews.com\/Article\/2018\/02\/13\/Nestle-sued-again-over-child-labor-in-cocoa-supply-chain\"><strong>Nestle&#8217;s<\/strong><\/a>, known for its failure to observe international protocols for child labor.<\/p>\n<p>I have to say that this is the most idiotic public relations scam I have seen in recent memory. <a href=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/watch?v=Ap_kbKLLB_E\"><strong>Melania<\/strong><\/a> herself is a model of humility compared to Ivanka. No wonder they hate each other.<\/p>\n<p><iframe loading=\"lazy\" src=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/tCyoHZc6hNg\" width=\"560\" height=\"315\" frameborder=\"0\" allowfullscreen=\"allowfullscreen\"><\/iframe><\/p>\n<p>If you can stomach a little more, here&#8217;s Ivanka talking about the tremendous toll her &#8220;work&#8221; has taken on her family life.<\/p>\n<blockquote><p>\u201cThat\u2019s a price that we\u2019re paying together. I am looking forward to a time in the future when I can live a slightly more low-key private life and be able to spend a little bit more time with my children.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>Her kids, she stressed, are proud of the current family business.<\/p>\n<p>Ivanka Trump said her 7-year-old daughter Arabella recently used her nanny\u2019s phone to ask the Siri digital assistant how many people her father had helped get out of prison, after the passage of a criminal justice reform bill Kushner had helped champion.<\/p>\n<p>\u201cI think our kids are really proud and I share with them as many of these stories as I can,\u201d Ivanka Trump said. \u201cI\u2019m certainly going to share the stories of this trip.\u201d<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>Will she share the stories with the nanny, to pass on to the kids, or will she tell the kids directly? I have so many questions! Can I see Jared&#8217;s birth certificate? Who flat-irons Ivanka&#8217;s hair every morning? Will anyone ever mention Barron? And when can they all go to prison?<\/p>\n<p>I&#8217;ll just try to be patient. At least there was no collusion.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Ivanka Trump went to two shithole countries (Ethiopia and Ivory Coast) to tout her global economic program for women, a trip with all the pomp and ceremony of a King&#8217;s visit, paid for by We the People! Yay, Ivanka! 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