{"id":1368,"date":"2008-12-07T16:45:56","date_gmt":"2008-12-08T00:45:56","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.godammit.com\/?p=1368"},"modified":"2008-12-07T16:45:56","modified_gmt":"2008-12-08T00:45:56","slug":"bitches-aint-shit","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/bitches-aint-shit\/","title":{"rendered":"Bitches Ain’t Shit"},"content":{"rendered":"

Unexpectedly, the discussion of Triggergate has started up again, and who am I to ignore it? God bless Andrew Sullivan<\/a> and others who just won’t let it go. Why should they, particularly when new photos are discovered, raising the same questions about Mrs. Palin’s strange secret pregnancy.<\/p>\n

Also too, this journalist<\/a> has compiled some pertinent information, including a link to a video interview where Mrs. P is supposed to be in the final month of her pregnancy and says, in the SAME SENTENCE, that she was able to hide the pregnancy because of her “tight abs” AND ALSO TOO that she wasn’t trying to hide it at all. It is classic Mrs. P, gibberish and lies in the same breath.<\/p>\n

Again also too, I have questions about the photo above, showing Mrs. P at her baby shower, just 4 weeks after Trig’s birth. \u00a0 May I ask, who wears a short skirt in the first month post-partum? Is it Mrs. P’s need to always call attention to her legs? Or is it……you know, the other reason.<\/p>\n

Since it isn’t nice to focus only on the negative, and god knows I like to be nice, Mrs. P may be trying to redeem herself with her constituents in Alaska by unveiling a plan to invest an extra $5 million to support children’s health, including a proposed increase in a program for low-income children and pregnant women.<\/p>\n

“Interestingly, last year Palin opposed an increase in the program despite the fact that the state had a large surplus because of high oil prices.”<\/a><\/p>\n

I strongly suggest watching the video of her announcement of this initiative here<\/a>, because the difference between having a billion dollars worth of make-up artists and stylists is strikingly evident. Mrs P looks like shit, in other words, and who wouldn’t with four kids and a diet of moose, in a horrible freezing climate and a private sunbed to bake one’s face?<\/p>\n

The Botox has worn off, and also too the Restylane.<\/p>\n

Speaking of ageism, my pesky Russian nemesis has said this about me in a comment thread at another blog<\/a>:<\/p>\n

“No, what’s sad is a 55yo bulimic woman with no profession, no wit, no smarts, no morals but burdened with delusions of grandeur (what passes for grandeur in her tiny brain). Who calls herself [alternatively] a commie, a lesbian, a negress (even put it in email address), or a Devil – while in reality she’s just a grimacing macaque. A yapping chihuahua. <\/em><\/p>\n

shooo! ”
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Why oh why the chihuahua?! I just can’t see it. Why not a Sheltie or Labrador?!<\/p>\n

In any case, please refrain from going to her “Salon”, as the increase in traffic makes her gloat. Nyet on the gloating, since the goal is to spoil her fun, if not something a little more, ahem, diabolical.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"