{"id":137,"date":"2006-09-11T14:22:12","date_gmt":"2006-09-11T22:22:12","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/godammit.com\/2006\/09\/11\/miracle-of-the-cream-stacking\/"},"modified":"2010-09-27T09:42:28","modified_gmt":"2010-09-27T17:42:28","slug":"miracle-of-the-cream-stacking","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/miracle-of-the-cream-stacking\/","title":{"rendered":"Miracle of the Cream Stacking"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a class=\"imagelink\" title=\"stack2.jpg\" href=\"http:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2006\/09\/stack2.jpg\"><a href=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.godammit.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2006\/09\/stack2.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-136\" title=\"stack2.jpg\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.godammit.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2006\/09\/stack2.jpg?resize=469%2C305\" alt=\"\" width=\"469\" height=\"305\" data-recalc-dims=\"1\" \/><\/a><br \/>\n<\/a><\/p>\n<p>Last year, on Martin Luther King Day, I took my younger son out to brunch. While waiting for our food, I was seized with an urge to stack the little paper cream containers that came with my coffee. It was more than an urge. It was&#8230;&#8230;a Dream! Like Dr. King, I has a Dream that I could stack all of the creams into a tower and balance the ceramic dish on top. It was quite a moment, but back then we didn&#8217;t have cellphones with cameras.<\/p>\n<p>Whenever I&#8217;m presented with a dish full of cream containers, I attempt the miracle, but it only works when I genuinely feel possessed of the Dream.&nbsp;\u00a0Behold my miracle performed on Saturday, in a Long Beach diner.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Last year, on Martin Luther King Day, I took my younger son out to brunch. While waiting for our food, I was seized with an urge to stack the little paper cream containers that came with my coffee. It was &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/godammit.com\/miracle-of-the-cream-stacking\/\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","enabled":false}}},"categories":[9,11],"tags":[],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p7t44M-2d","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/137"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=137"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/137\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=137"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=137"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=137"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}