{"id":13723,"date":"2019-06-03T16:59:40","date_gmt":"2019-06-03T23:59:40","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/?p=13723"},"modified":"2019-06-03T16:59:40","modified_gmt":"2019-06-03T23:59:40","slug":"jared-kushner-what-a-fucking-cunt","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/jared-kushner-what-a-fucking-cunt\/","title":{"rendered":"Jared Kushner: What a Fucking Cunt!\u2122"},"content":{"rendered":"

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Jared Kushner<\/strong> has been, until now,\u00a0 a specter of robotic evil in our midst. We know his vacant, girlish face and stiff walk. We know he was born “Jerilyn” somewhere in a New Jersey laboratory. But now we can see him in action, thanks to Axios<\/strong><\/a>.<\/p>\n

Watching him closely, you can see that he is able to raise one eyebrow! Added to his grimace, that’s two facial movements. More than a Ken doll but less than, say, Ivanka<\/strong><\/a>, who can smile, look smug, and laugh with all her teeth showing.<\/p>\n

Have you noticed how smooth and glowing his skin in ? It’s almost shiny. Now we can see that it’s a thin coating of sperm, acquired from his father-in-law<\/a>. I don’t know who applies it, but they do a great job. It probably has a high SPF factor to maintain the lily whiteness.<\/p>\n

Is Jared really a “Jew”? I can’t believe that he shares my esteemed, ahem, lineage. Just like when the Son of Sam<\/strong> killer turned out to be Jewish, the tribe was relieved to discover he was adopted. Jared is no Jew, or if he is, he is traif<\/a>.<\/p>\n

Why is Jared in charge of so many critical missions as senior advisor to the President? Would you put him in charge of watering your lawn? Would you trust him near young children? Or puppies?<\/p>\n

Asked if the Birther <\/a>shit was racist, Jared insists that he wasn’t part of it.<\/p>\n

Was the Holocaust racist? How about lynch mobs? Armenian Genocide?<\/p>\n

How should Jared know, HE WASN’T PART OF IT, okay?<\/p>\n

What a fucking cunt this cunt is.<\/p>\n