{"id":13843,"date":"2019-07-23T23:51:08","date_gmt":"2019-07-24T06:51:08","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/?p=13843"},"modified":"2019-07-24T16:39:07","modified_gmt":"2019-07-24T23:39:07","slug":"these-boots-are-made-for-_______","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/these-boots-are-made-for-_______\/","title":{"rendered":"These Boots Are Made For _______?"},"content":{"rendered":"
<\/a>The apocalypse? A bonfire?<\/p>\n Fuck!<\/p>\n Just like you, I’m filled with dread about everything but it would be wrong to overlook these boots. I mean, Jesus Christ. They are Hawaiian Printed Ankle Half Cowboy Boots!<\/strong><\/p>\n How can this even be?! Only R13 could have come up with this, and then ask for $1,895<\/a>! Here are the listed details:<\/p>\n Leather: Cowhide<\/strong> “Cannot be gift-boxed” for $1,895??? I don’t think so.<\/p>\n And how could they forget to list SPIKES for fucksake?<\/p>\n If any footwear deserved to die, it is these boots. I mean half boots<\/em>.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":" The apocalypse? A bonfire? Fuck! Just like you, I’m filled with dread about everything but it would be wrong to overlook these boots. I mean, Jesus Christ. They are Hawaiian Printed Ankle Half Cowboy Boots! How can this even be?! … Continue reading
\nStudded harness detail<\/strong>
\nBoots<\/strong>
\nChunky heel<\/strong>
\nBuckle at ankle<\/strong>
\nPointed toe<\/strong>
\nLeather sole<\/strong>
\nMade in Italy<\/strong>
\nThis item cannot be gift-boxed<\/strong><\/p>\n