{"id":1387,"date":"2008-12-16T01:08:33","date_gmt":"2008-12-16T09:08:33","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.godammit.com\/?p=1387"},"modified":"2008-12-16T01:08:33","modified_gmt":"2008-12-16T09:08:33","slug":"a-boot-with-a-mission","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/a-boot-with-a-mission\/","title":{"rendered":"A Boot With a Mission"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.godammit.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2008\/12\/hideous-cl-boot-copy.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-1386\" title=\"hideous-cl-boot-copy\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.godammit.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2008\/12\/hideous-cl-boot-copy.jpg?resize=500%2C299\" alt=\"\" width=\"500\" height=\"299\" srcset=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/godammit.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2008\/12\/hideous-cl-boot-copy.jpg?w=679&amp;ssl=1 679w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/godammit.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2008\/12\/hideous-cl-boot-copy.jpg?resize=300%2C179&amp;ssl=1 300w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 500px) 100vw, 500px\" data-recalc-dims=\"1\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>The first time I saw this boot at Barneys online, I was truly stunned by its awfulness. What could be uglier?!&nbsp;\u00a0 Wasn&#8217;t Louboutin supposed to be the holy grail of footwear?!<\/p>\n<p>I even tried to find it again to show my BFF, but I forgot where I&#8217;d seen it. Tonight, I came across it again, and it still fills me with horror and wonder. What is the point of this boot? What a fucking monstrosity! And look at the price! Even Kate Moss herself couldn&#8217;t pull off something this grotesque.<\/p>\n<p>And then it came to me: This boot would be good for throwing at George Bush! Imagine it hurtling through the air, it&#8217;s purple fringes flying, as it makes its way to its deserving target. Now, I see its beauty. I feel like Edward Teller!<\/p>\n<p>Now, can someone give me $1,575 plus tax?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>The first time I saw this boot at Barneys online, I was truly stunned by its awfulness. What could be uglier?!&nbsp;\u00a0 Wasn&#8217;t Louboutin supposed to be the holy grail of footwear?! I even tried to find it again to show &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/godammit.com\/a-boot-with-a-mission\/\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","enabled":false}}},"categories":[2,8],"tags":[94,327],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p7t44M-mn","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1387"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1387"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1387\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1387"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1387"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1387"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}