{"id":13985,"date":"2019-10-11T16:33:51","date_gmt":"2019-10-11T23:33:51","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/?p=13985"},"modified":"2019-10-11T18:22:00","modified_gmt":"2019-10-12T01:22:00","slug":"its-my-party-and-ill-cry-if-i-want-to","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/its-my-party-and-ill-cry-if-i-want-to\/","title":{"rendered":"It’s My Party And I’ll Cry If I Want To"},"content":{"rendered":"