{"id":14031,"date":"2019-11-11T15:55:24","date_gmt":"2019-11-11T23:55:24","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/?p=14031"},"modified":"2019-11-11T15:55:24","modified_gmt":"2019-11-11T23:55:24","slug":"having-a-wank","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/having-a-wank\/","title":{"rendered":"Having a Wank"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/godammit.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/11\/avin-a-wank.jpg?ssl=1\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-14032\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/godammit.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/11\/avin-a-wank.jpg?resize=500%2C511&#038;ssl=1\" alt=\"\" width=\"500\" height=\"511\" srcset=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/godammit.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/11\/avin-a-wank.jpg?w=500&amp;ssl=1 500w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/godammit.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/11\/avin-a-wank.jpg?resize=294%2C300&amp;ssl=1 294w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 500px) 100vw, 500px\" data-recalc-dims=\"1\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>Since I&#8217;m borrowing my title from Derek and Clive, I listened to this sketch for the 50 millionth time and still laughed. If you haven&#8217;t listened to this, don&#8217;t even talk to me EVER.<\/p>\n<p><iframe loading=\"lazy\" src=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/1DkuXBsHytE\" width=\"560\" height=\"315\" frameborder=\"0\" allowfullscreen=\"allowfullscreen\"><\/iframe><\/p>\n<p>All I intended to do was direct you to my <a href=\"https:\/\/miista.com\/blogs\/miista\/talk-to-the-hand\">essay for Miista<\/a> about women and sex toys. I really want to hear your feedback on this! Are you with me or am I all wrong?<\/p>\n<p>Let me know. Now, back to my 3 o&#8217;clock Monday wank.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Since I&#8217;m borrowing my title from Derek and Clive, I listened to this sketch for the 50 millionth time and still laughed. If you haven&#8217;t listened to this, don&#8217;t even talk to me EVER. All I intended to do was &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/godammit.com\/having-a-wank\/\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":14032,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":true,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","enabled":false}}},"categories":[968,6],"tags":[340,799,453],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/godammit.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/11\/avin-a-wank.jpg?fit=500%2C511&ssl=1","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p7t44M-3Ej","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/14031"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=14031"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/14031\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":14034,"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/14031\/revisions\/14034"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/14032"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=14031"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=14031"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=14031"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}