{"id":14104,"date":"2019-12-25T14:43:36","date_gmt":"2019-12-25T22:43:36","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/?p=14104"},"modified":"2019-12-25T14:43:36","modified_gmt":"2019-12-25T22:43:36","slug":"its-lesbian-stick-time-christmas-2019","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/its-lesbian-stick-time-christmas-2019\/","title":{"rendered":"It&#8217;s Lesbian Stick Time! Christmas 2019"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/godammit.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/12\/the-lesbian-stick-2008again.jpg?ssl=1\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-14105\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/godammit.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/12\/the-lesbian-stick-2008again.jpg?resize=421%2C458&#038;ssl=1\" alt=\"\" width=\"421\" height=\"458\" srcset=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/godammit.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/12\/the-lesbian-stick-2008again.jpg?w=421&amp;ssl=1 421w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/godammit.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/12\/the-lesbian-stick-2008again.jpg?resize=276%2C300&amp;ssl=1 276w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 421px) 100vw, 421px\" data-recalc-dims=\"1\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>Let us all follow the Christmas tradition* of reading\u00a0\u00a0<a href=\"https:\/\/godammit.com\/the-story-of-the-lesbian-stick\/\">The Story of the Lesbian Stick<\/a>.<\/p>\n<p>~<\/p>\n<p>* Heartfelt atheist blessings to all you people who come here and especially you special ones who have given me so much. xo<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Let us all follow the Christmas tradition* of reading\u00a0\u00a0The Story of the Lesbian Stick. ~ * Heartfelt atheist blessings to all you people who come here and especially you special ones who have given me so much. xo &nbsp;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":14105,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":true,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","enabled":false}}},"categories":[12,321,11,6],"tags":[925,723,443,708],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/godammit.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/12\/the-lesbian-stick-2008again.jpg?fit=421%2C458&ssl=1","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p7t44M-3Fu","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/14104"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=14104"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/14104\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":14107,"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/14104\/revisions\/14107"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/14105"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=14104"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=14104"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=14104"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}