{"id":1428,"date":"2009-01-05T18:03:33","date_gmt":"2009-01-06T02:03:33","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.godammit.com\/?p=1428"},"modified":"2009-01-05T18:03:33","modified_gmt":"2009-01-06T02:03:33","slug":"important-lipstick-advisory","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/important-lipstick-advisory\/","title":{"rendered":"Important Lipstick Advisory"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.godammit.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/01\/mac-dame-edna-lipstick.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-1429\" title=\"mac-dame-edna-lipstick\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.godammit.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/01\/mac-dame-edna-lipstick.jpg?resize=261%2C225\" alt=\"\" width=\"261\" height=\"225\" data-recalc-dims=\"1\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>If I were on the Titanic (and all the news hints that I am, along with the rest of you) I would be the one running to put on more red lipstick.<\/p>\n<p>Therefore, I have purchased this new lipstick by MAC, from its new <a href=\"http:\/\/www.maccosmetics.com\/templates\/products\/sp.tmpl?CATEGORY_ID=CATEGORY28291&amp;PRODUCT_ID=PROD14242\" target=\"_blank\">Dame Edna<\/a> line. First of all, the packaging is glittery and awesome, Then, the lipstick case itself is adorable. Much prettier than in this picture.<\/p>\n<p>I chose &#8220;Kanga Rouge,&#8221; a creamy blue red. I prefer a matte lipstick, but what the hell. Who am I to say no to this one, especially as it&#8217;s less greasy than most non-mattes.<\/p>\n<p>I recently learned that Dame Edna is married to my ex-husband&#8217;s cousin Lizzie, which further proves that Sister Wolf is always three degrees or less from everybody, including the Queen of England and the previous Pope.<\/p>\n<p>On a sadder note, I was stupid enough to buy a new matte lipstick by Revlon (eeoow!) which looked beautiful on the display thingy at CVS, but turned out to be a HORRIBLE brick red that looks like rust. It&#8217;s called &#8220;In the Red&#8221; but a better name would be &#8220;In the Waste-basket.&#8221;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>If I were on the Titanic (and all the news hints that I am, along with the rest of you) I would be the one running to put on more red lipstick. Therefore, I have purchased this new lipstick by &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/godammit.com\/important-lipstick-advisory\/\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","enabled":false}}},"categories":[9,2],"tags":[466,292],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p7t44M-n2","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1428"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1428"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1428\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1428"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1428"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1428"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}