{"id":1444,"date":"2009-01-10T23:13:25","date_gmt":"2009-01-11T07:13:25","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.godammit.com\/?p=1444"},"modified":"2013-03-28T23:39:20","modified_gmt":"2013-03-29T07:39:20","slug":"whos-a-bigger-cunt","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/whos-a-bigger-cunt\/","title":{"rendered":"Who&#8217;s a Bigger Cunt?"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.godammit.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/01\/biggest-cunt.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-thumbnail wp-image-1445\" title=\"biggest-cunt\" alt=\"\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.godammit.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/01\/biggest-cunt-150x150.jpg?resize=150%2C150\" width=\"150\" height=\"150\" data-recalc-dims=\"1\" \/><\/a><a href=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.godammit.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/01\/ann-cunt-coulter.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-thumbnail wp-image-1446\" title=\"ann-cunt-coulter\" alt=\"\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.godammit.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/01\/ann-cunt-coulter-150x150.jpg?resize=150%2C150\" width=\"150\" height=\"150\" data-recalc-dims=\"1\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>As you know, Mrs. Palin has reared up her head into our airspace again this week. If that wasn&#8217;t enough, Ann Coulter and her Adam&#8217;s apple also made their re-entry into the media spotlight.<\/p>\n<p>This got me to wondering, on the long drive back from the mall, which of them is the bigger cunt. It&#8217;s not an easy question, obviously. You could just go eeny meeny miney mo, but I think a more scientific method is needed to quantify the cuntishness of these two awful women.\u00a0\u00a0 How about rating them in all the germane categories? Using a scale of one to ten, here are my calculations.<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li><strong>Malevolence<\/strong>: Coulter 10, Palin 8<\/li>\n<li><strong>Deceitfulness<\/strong>: Palin 10, Coulter 7<\/li>\n<li><strong>Shamelessness<\/strong>: Coulter 10, Palin 10<\/li>\n<li><strong>Grandiosity<\/strong>: Coulter 10, Palin 7<\/li>\n<li><strong>Overweening Ambition<\/strong>: Palin 10, Coulter 8<\/li>\n<li><strong>Ignorance<\/strong>: Palin 10, Coulter 4<\/li>\n<li><strong>Hypocrisy<\/strong>: Palin 10, Coulter 6<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>There!\u00a0\u00a0 It&#8217;s close, but I think it&#8217;s safe to say that Mrs. Palin is a bigger cunt, at 65 points to Ann Coulter&#8217;s 55 points.<\/p>\n<p>Isn&#8217;t it good to have statistics to figure out the tough questions? Now, if someone asks you, you&#8217;ll know for certain, by a margin of ten points, Sarah Palin is a bigger cunt than Ann Coulter!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>As you know, Mrs. Palin has reared up her head into our airspace again this week. If that wasn&#8217;t enough, Ann Coulter and her Adam&#8217;s apple also made their re-entry into the media spotlight. This got me to wondering, on &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/godammit.com\/whos-a-bigger-cunt\/\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","enabled":false}}},"categories":[8,7],"tags":[470,215,378],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p7t44M-ni","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1444"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1444"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1444\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1444"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1444"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1444"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}