{"id":14453,"date":"2020-08-21T19:00:00","date_gmt":"2020-08-22T02:00:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/?p=14453"},"modified":"2020-08-21T19:00:00","modified_gmt":"2020-08-22T02:00:00","slug":"good-riddance-to-fashion-plus-a-bonus-song","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/good-riddance-to-fashion-plus-a-bonus-song\/","title":{"rendered":"Good Riddance to Fashion, Plus a Bonus Song"},"content":{"rendered":"

Every day I get a million emails from shopping sites, promoting the newest looks. They want me to know what’s trending. They still challenge me to “up my game.” Who are they kidding?<\/p>\n

Please. Does anyone want new clothes? I don’t get how the high end companies still exist. Why are they bothering us with “the new season”? Seasons are over. It’s either hot or cold. You either add or remove your sweater.<\/p>\n

Now we’re asked to feel sorry for the fashion industry…one of the industries most responsible for pollution after fuel. The arguments are: If you put on a nice outfit, you’ll feel better about yourself! Or, fashion is still an important way to express yourself! Or, fashion brings joy into our lives!<\/p>\n

Someone is still trying to up their game, because someone seems to be purchasing leather culottes. Every brand has them. But who wants to stick to the couch while you’re watching Your Shows??<\/p>\n

$\"\"$ <\/a> $\"\"$ <\/a>So awful and tragic, at every price point.<\/p>\n

I follow two fashion influencers on Instagram and I’ve already annoyed one by criticizing his Gucci<\/strong><\/a> ad. It’s his livelihood to look privileged, so I get that. But the inequities of the world are now too blatant to justify $900 sneakers. Maybe if we’re ever allowed out again, people with those sneakers will be ostracized. Or burned at the stake.<\/p>\n

Where I live, people dress for\u00a0 comfort, i.e. we are slobs. It’s a very working class neighborhood. Elsewhere in L.A., maybe people are doing their Starbucks run in leather culottes but I doubt it. It’s too hot and there’s nowhere to go. Looking ahead, there will be places to go but people will be too germ-phobic and worn out to give a shit about impressing each other.<\/p>\n

Some things just feel over, permanently, and in some cases good riddance. People may want to argue that everything is coming back and things will be the same as before, but I disagree.<\/p>\n

When I was young, women wore girdles and pantyhose. It was just a normal part of getting dressed to go to work. Now, this seems dumb, because it is.\u00a0 Women with straight hair used to get perms! Ew, remember? Men used to smoke pipes! Just as those aspects of daily life have worn out their welcome, so will the idea of tirelessly adding new clothes, handbags and shoes when your closets and drawers are already full.<\/p>\n

You can exhibit your style with the stuff you already have. Or you can decide that superficial shit is a waste of energy in this age of horror. After 9\/11, New Yorker’s realized that footwear should accommodate running for your life.<\/p>\n

Fashion is an anachronism. Let it die.<\/p>\n

What about dining out? The concept already seems weird to me! It’s no fun to eat around strangers who might infect you with something. A couple of years ago, I offered my CBD vape thing to a girl sitting next to me on a flight to London. We got a little high together and she told me about her affair with a colleague. That won’t be happening again. Thanks to that cunt in the White House, we can’t fly to London.<\/p>\n

Here’s where we can<\/em> still go:<\/p>\n

Albania
\nDominican Republic
\nKosovo
\nMaldives
\nMexico
\nNorth Macedonia
\nSerbia
\nTunisia
\nTurkey<\/p>\n

What, no Belarus??<\/p>\n

Other countries will take us but with restrictions<\/a>.<\/p>\n

What other things do you think are over for good? On the bright side, I have started reading novels again, so I could use recommendations.<\/p>\n

Also, I now write songs in my head, usually in rhyming verses. Here’s my latest:<\/p>\n

I don’t want to die of Covid, not that I’m afraid of death
\nI don’t want to die of cancer, dying in your bed is best<\/p>\n
I don’t want to die of Covid, that’s not how I want to go
\nI don’t want a ventilator, if they ask me, I’ll say no.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n
Try singing that in your head and tell me that isn’t fun!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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