{"id":1452,"date":"2009-01-14T01:14:34","date_gmt":"2009-01-14T09:14:34","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.godammit.com\/?p=1452"},"modified":"2009-01-14T01:14:34","modified_gmt":"2009-01-14T09:14:34","slug":"dont-give-blake-the-money-no-no-no","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/dont-give-blake-the-money-no-no-no\/","title":{"rendered":"Don’t Give Blake the Money, No No No!"},"content":{"rendered":"

I didn’t even know that Blake Incarcerated was back in jail after failing his drug test in December! What a horrible horrible shit that guy is. At least Pete Doherty is a musician, for Christ sake.<\/p>\n

I blame Blake for everything. Poor Amy was under his spell, but now she’s learned that a nice clean hunky athlete is the way to go. According to the Daily Mail<\/a>, which makes up its celebrity quotes, Amy even told a ‘reporter’ that Blake was “rubbish” in bed, “adding ‘Almost every time I slept with him it was like I was dead’.”<\/p>\n

If only Blake could read, he’d be furious!!!<\/p>\n

Now Amy can make another record, and her label can stop emailing me about all the extra special versions of Back to Black<\/em> I can buy.<\/p>\n

I love you, Amy! Don’t worry about that tattoo on your chest, you can have it removed. Keep up the eating and stay strong. As each day passes, you’re closer to realizing what self-esteem is.<\/p>\n

And whatever happens, do NOT give that idiot your money, unless he promises to leave the planet and never come back.<\/p>\n

*And also too, speaking of music, treat yourself to the genius of the Firstborn Wolf<\/a>, whose song Omelette<\/em> will make your day, or your money back!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"