{"id":14824,"date":"2021-09-13T16:14:07","date_gmt":"2021-09-13T23:14:07","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/?p=14824"},"modified":"2021-09-13T16:14:07","modified_gmt":"2021-09-13T23:14:07","slug":"mtv-awards-pop-culture-quiz","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/mtv-awards-pop-culture-quiz\/","title":{"rendered":"MTV Awards Pop Culture Quiz"},"content":{"rendered":"

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I’m sorry but I can’t do my annual exegesis. I kept missing key performances\/debacles, but I saw enough to inspire this quiz. Ready?<\/p>\n

1. What is the difference between Machine Gun Kelly<\/strong> and Travis Barker<\/strong>?<\/p>\n

2. Why is Doja Cat<\/strong>?<\/p>\n

3. Olivia Rodrigo<\/strong> is trying to
\na. be Taylor Swift
\nb. be Alanis Morissette
\nc. annoy the fuck out of me<\/p>\n

4. Madonna<\/strong> has
\na. morphed into Mae West
\nb. morphed into Bette Davis
\nc. lost her mind
\nd. a thing with her butt<\/p>\n

5. Lil Naz X<\/strong> is payback for
\na. WAP
\nb. homophobia
\nc. our collective sins<\/p>\n

6. Travis Scott<\/strong> forgot to thank
\na. God
\nb. his Mama
\nc. Kylie Jenner
\nd. Travis Barker
\ne. Who is Travis Scott? Is he the same as ASAP Rocky?<\/p>\n

7. Justin Bieber<\/strong> won artist of the year because
\na. you tell me
\nb. what????
\nc. Covid<\/p>\n

8. Kid Laro<\/strong>i and Jack Harlow<\/strong> are
\na. a couple of dudes
\nb. a couple
\nc. bank robbers<\/p>\n

9. Camila Cabello<\/strong> even irritates my otherwise nonjudgmental husband because of her
\na. mediocrity
\nb. air of importance
\nc. chunky legs<\/p>\n

10. The show’s most noteworthy butt belonged to
\na. Chloe
\nb. That twerking woman with a blond wig whose name I still can’t find out
\nc. duh, Madge<\/p>\n

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I watch this show every year because I
\na. want to see what the kids are up to
\nb. feel I owe it to you
\nc. enjoy being horrified
\nd. don’t know right from wrong
\ne. respect tradition
\nf. feel less-than
\ne. have no common sense
\nf. need stuff to sneer at
\ng. am mentally ill<\/p>\n

Okay, let me know how you do. But first, please enjoy Bieber’s acceptance speech! Just trust me on this.<\/p>\n