{"id":1486,"date":"2009-01-28T21:39:46","date_gmt":"2009-01-29T05:39:46","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.godammit.com\/?p=1486"},"modified":"2009-01-28T21:39:46","modified_gmt":"2009-01-29T05:39:46","slug":"a-trashy-goldmine","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/a-trashy-goldmine\/","title":{"rendered":"A Trashy Goldmine!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.godammit.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/01\/mette-bootie.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-thumbnail wp-image-1487\" title=\"mette-bootie\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.godammit.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/01\/mette-bootie-150x150.jpg?resize=150%2C150\" alt=\"\" width=\"150\" height=\"150\" data-recalc-dims=\"1\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>Okay, so I bought another pair of black boots but I swear to god this is the last time. I can actually walk in them because of the big hidden platform. Not that I&#8217;ll wear them or anything, but if I did, I&#8217;d be capable of walking.<\/p>\n<p>I saw them at <a href=\"http:\/\/www.oaknyc.com\/women\/new-items\/jeffrey-campbell-mette\" target=\"_blank\">Oak<\/a> but I decided to look around and found them for $86 less at <a href=\"http:\/\/www.karmaloop.com\/index.aspx\" target=\"_blank\">Karmaloop.com<\/a>, which turned out to be an eye-popping bonanza of cool and awful delights. I love this model, who&#8217;s kind of a gangsta Amy Winehouse with bulging implants.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.godammit.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/01\/bulging-implant-girl.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-1488\" title=\"bulging-implant-girl\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.godammit.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/01\/bulging-implant-girl-196x300.jpg?resize=196%2C300\" alt=\"\" width=\"196\" height=\"300\" srcset=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/godammit.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/01\/bulging-implant-girl.jpg?resize=196%2C300&amp;ssl=1 196w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/godammit.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/01\/bulging-implant-girl.jpg?w=295&amp;ssl=1 295w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 196px) 100vw, 196px\" data-recalc-dims=\"1\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>Not only that, but there are Tripp jeans in every possible variety of plaid, vinyl, and leopard print, as well as basic black. The jewelry includes a necklace that says &#8220;I Love Me&#8221; in braille. Better yet is this fake Chanel chain belt by a brand called Office Tramp.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.godammit.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/01\/office-tramp-belt.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-thumbnail wp-image-1489\" title=\"office-tramp-belt\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.godammit.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/01\/office-tramp-belt-150x150.jpg?resize=150%2C150\" alt=\"\" width=\"150\" height=\"150\" data-recalc-dims=\"1\" \/><\/a><a href=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.godammit.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/01\/trampy-bondage-belt.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-thumbnail wp-image-1490\" title=\"trampy-bondage-belt\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.godammit.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/01\/trampy-bondage-belt-150x150.jpg?resize=150%2C150\" alt=\"\" width=\"150\" height=\"150\" data-recalc-dims=\"1\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>This bondagey leather belt thing reminds me of <a href=\"http:\/\/www.stylebubble.typepad.com\/\" target=\"_blank\">Susie B&#8217;s<\/a> cage skirt, and from behind it appears to be an effective butt-lifter, too.<\/p>\n<p>Even if you&#8217;ve sworn off shopping or you&#8217;re way too old to dress like a slut or a homegirl, it&#8217;s fun to click your way through so much wacky and inappropriate merchandise. Plus, <strong>everything is 30% off<\/strong>.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Okay, so I bought another pair of black boots but I swear to god this is the last time. I can actually walk in them because of the big hidden platform. Not that I&#8217;ll wear them or anything, but if &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/godammit.com\/a-trashy-goldmine\/\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","enabled":false}}},"categories":[2],"tags":[94,349,341],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p7t44M-nY","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1486"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1486"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1486\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1486"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1486"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1486"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}