{"id":15020,"date":"2022-03-21T13:28:15","date_gmt":"2022-03-21T20:28:15","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/?p=15020"},"modified":"2022-03-21T13:28:15","modified_gmt":"2022-03-21T20:28:15","slug":"i-am-ukraine-wordpress-is-russia","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/i-am-ukraine-wordpress-is-russia\/","title":{"rendered":"I am Ukraine, WordPress is Russia"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/godammit.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/03\/emergency-heart-pain.jpg?ssl=1\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-15025\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/godammit.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/03\/emergency-heart-pain.jpg?resize=450%2C600&#038;ssl=1\" alt=\"\" width=\"450\" height=\"600\" data-recalc-dims=\"1\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>If you can read this, you&#8217;re a better man than me, because when I google this site I get a blank page, a warning, or some Japanese text.<\/p>\n<p>I had malware removed but still. I have spent countless hours on the phone with real and robotic tech support. One guy yesterday told me his life story including his height and weight. You&#8217;ll be glad to know he bought a high-end Nikon camera for a fraction of its worth! Yay, him!<\/p>\n<p>I have received lists of problems with this website, few of which make any sense to me as a civilian and not a coder.<\/p>\n<p>I NEED A GOD DAMN CODER!<\/p>\n<p>If you are a web developer or know a good one, please hook me up, to put me out of my misery. I can&#8217;t take any more frustration. Helplessness is bad for the human organs and nervous system. My cortisone is at a deadly level.<\/p>\n<p>Hell is not <a href=\"https:\/\/www.vox.com\/2014\/11\/17\/7229547\/philosophy-quotes-misunderstood-wittgenstein-sartre-descartes\">other people<\/a>, it is WordPress.<\/p>\n<p>Oh good, I just uploaded this picture of me in the emergency room last month, admiring my socks, only to see that all my images have disappeared!<\/p>\n<p>Wait, they&#8217;re back. Whew.<\/p>\n<p>Please either help me or kill me, your choice.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>If you can read this, you&#8217;re a better man than me, because when I google this site I get a blank page, a warning, or some Japanese text. I had malware removed but still. I have spent countless hours on &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/godammit.com\/i-am-ukraine-wordpress-is-russia\/\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":true,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","enabled":false}}},"categories":[5,7],"tags":[854,1149,825,983],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p7t44M-3Ug","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/15020"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=15020"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/15020\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":15021,"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/15020\/revisions\/15021"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=15020"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=15020"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=15020"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}