{"id":1509,"date":"2009-02-04T19:50:00","date_gmt":"2009-02-05T03:50:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.godammit.com\/?p=1509"},"modified":"2009-02-04T19:50:00","modified_gmt":"2009-02-05T03:50:00","slug":"i-heart-penis-jewelry","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/i-heart-penis-jewelry\/","title":{"rendered":"I Heart Penis Jewelry"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.godammit.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/02\/penis-bracelet-and-ring.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-1510\" title=\"penis-bracelet-and-ring\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.godammit.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/02\/penis-bracelet-and-ring-300x300.jpg?resize=300%2C300\" alt=\"\" width=\"300\" height=\"300\" srcset=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/godammit.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/02\/penis-bracelet-and-ring.jpg?resize=300%2C300&amp;ssl=1 300w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/godammit.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/02\/penis-bracelet-and-ring.jpg?resize=150%2C150&amp;ssl=1 150w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/godammit.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/02\/penis-bracelet-and-ring.jpg?w=768&amp;ssl=1 768w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" data-recalc-dims=\"1\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>I wasn&#8217;t planning on writing about penis jewelry today, but who am I to defy destiny after coming upon this amazing <a href=\"http:\/\/jewelry.1stdibs.com\/jewelry_item_detail.php?id=1623\" target=\"_blank\">penis bracelet<\/a>? I swear I wasn&#8217;t looking for penis jewelry. I just got on a mailing list for a luxury shopping site called 1st dibs, so I clicked on jewelry&#8230;<\/p>\n<p><em>An amusing bracelet and ring by Jean Mahie. The 18k yellow gold bracelet and ring with French hallmarks and makers mark for Jean Mahie. The link bracelet made up of stylized &#8220;male parts&#8221; the ring a bent figure. Mahies work is often subtly erotic in nature. This is a great set- almost an inside joke for the wearer. The piece has a wonderful mellow patina. Very fun and wearable. <\/em><strong>Price: $4,200<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>I agree that it&#8217;s amusing, but &#8220;an inside joke for the wearer?&#8221; I guess if you didn&#8217;t like penises and you were wearing it, that would be a little joke with yourself. Personally, I love this set and the price is just right.<\/p>\n<p>While I&#8217;m on penises yet again, take a look at this photo of Gaultier and tell me if you see what I see.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.godammit.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/02\/gaultier-09.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-1511\" title=\"FRANCE FASHION\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.godammit.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/02\/gaultier-09-206x300.jpg?resize=206%2C300\" alt=\"\" width=\"206\" height=\"300\" srcset=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/godammit.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/02\/gaultier-09.jpg?resize=206%2C300&amp;ssl=1 206w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/godammit.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/02\/gaultier-09.jpg?w=237&amp;ssl=1 237w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 206px) 100vw, 206px\" data-recalc-dims=\"1\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I wasn&#8217;t planning on writing about penis jewelry today, but who am I to defy destiny after coming upon this amazing penis bracelet? I swear I wasn&#8217;t looking for penis jewelry. 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