{"id":15091,"date":"2022-05-18T16:58:26","date_gmt":"2022-05-18T23:58:26","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/?p=15091"},"modified":"2022-05-18T16:58:26","modified_gmt":"2022-05-18T23:58:26","slug":"sociopathic-show-pony","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/sociopathic-show-pony\/","title":{"rendered":"Sociopathic Show Pony"},"content":{"rendered":"

Don’t be mad at me for being consumed with Amber and Johnny<\/strong>; Tik Tok<\/a> videos with the hashtag #JusticForJohnny have been viewed 8.3 billion times! Americans have googled Amber Heard four times more than google searches for abortion or the Supreme Court.<\/p>\n

It could be serving as a needed escape from the reality of our politics, Covid, inflation, and bla bla bla. But I think it’s just a universal drama that most of us can relate to. Most of us have had at least one destructive relationship under out belts. Most of us have wanted to have sex with Johnny Depp<\/a> at one time or another. Most of us love courtroom conflicts. And most of us pride ourselves on our ability to spot a liar.<\/p>\n

And Amber is lying her head off, right??<\/p>\n

Yesterday I read a preachy essay about how the backlash against Amber is misogynistic. There are a few of these essays making the rounds. If you don’t believe Amber Heard, you are dooming abuse victims to silence or worse.<\/p>\n

But I disagree. I think it’s because this particular woman seems so awful and nuts. My favorite quote of all time is the former friend who described her as a sociopathic show<\/strong> pony<\/strong><\/em>. Try saying it out loud. It’s just a wonderful phrase! I could not love it more. And I feel it is apt, after watching her antics in court. The continual head bobbing and barrage of theatrical expressions are truly bonkers.<\/p>\n

Further, I’ve decided that her “lip cut” is a cold sore, and her bruises are the result of botox injections. Don’t ask me about my research or you’ll know how immersed I am in this crap.<\/p>\n

If you listen to their taped arguments – and who tapes arguments besides my sister??- you can hear her goading him, using weird baby voices or laughing demonically. Johnny seems to maintain a tired and pissed off tone, even though his acting skills are a million times superior, while she tries everything under the sun to manipulate him.<\/p>\n

I don’t believe the bottle incident because whose pum pum can accommodate a fucking whiskey bottle for fucksake? Without having to go to the hospital for surgery afterwards? Her crazy email after this pretend incident says she wants to rip him apart and devour him. Which cannot follow a rape by a whiskey bottle, in my world or anyone else’s.<\/p>\n

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And also, what about her hairdos? Jesus Christ with those hairdos. The farm-girl braiding, the fluffy loose buns, the fake disheveledness. I’ll admit I’m jealous of her tailored designer suits and the way she buttons her shirt collars. But the fucking water bottle…no.<\/p>\n

Her intake of mushrooms and MDMA do not reflect the anti-drug stance she insists on having, and her use of Elon Musk<\/strong> suggests a fetish for powerful men. There is nothing sympathetic about this woman, no matter how you regard Johnny Depp. I kind of want to kick her myself.<\/p>\n

Worst of all is her flagrant lie about donating<\/a> the $7 million divorce settlement, which I knew was a lie back when she first announced it. Because I can spot a liar a mile off. It is one of my superpowers, like finding thrift store treasures and critiquing bad writing.<\/p>\n

Okay then. Thoughts?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"