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daring to look her age!<\/p><\/div>\n

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Haha Paulina, you hate the obsession with looking youthful? I guess all the bikini shots are just something you do for fun.<\/p>\n

She said: \u201cI am now completely invisible.\u201cI walk into a party, I try to flirt with guys and they will just walk away from me mid-sentence to pursue someone 20 years younger.”<\/p><\/blockquote>\n
God, just shut up Paulina and fuck off. Eat some sandwiches. If you want to hear more of this faux insecurity, check out her Instagram.<\/p>\n
At the other end is Bridget Fonda, who has evidently rejected all efforts at looking young and attractive. When I first saw a recent picture of her, I didn’t believe it. It could not be her. Even though regular non-celebrities look old and fat when they’re old and fat, Bridget Fonda’s transformation is just startling. She is unrecognizable.<\/p>\n
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then and now<\/p><\/div>\n
I felt sort of betrayed by Bridget. I should have admired her courage to stop pursuing a narrowly defined ideal of female beauty. Maybe she’s trying to live the opposite existence of her aunt Jane, whose face is now a clownish travesty<\/p>\n
Somewhere in between these two extremes is a healthy outlook on aging. I just can’t find it.<\/p>\n
It’s not the male gaze that bothers me. It’s my own gaze in the cruel morning light of my bathroom. I’m going to get some under eye filler and then go around pretending that I’d never<\/em> get any filler, just like J. Lo and everyone else.<\/p>\n
And I’ll stop wearing cut offs or just remember to not look down. Aging is so horrible! I just googled the insulting term “aging gracefully” and found a list of tips<\/a>. I’m not going to follow any of them, because of my PDA<\/a>, but you can if you want to.<\/p>\n
Thoughts, ladies and gays?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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