{"id":15447,"date":"2024-01-31T01:30:24","date_gmt":"2024-01-31T09:30:24","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/?p=15447"},"modified":"2024-01-31T01:30:24","modified_gmt":"2024-01-31T09:30:24","slug":"big-babies","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/big-babies\/","title":{"rendered":"Big Babies!"},"content":{"rendered":"

My brain has been hibernating due to too much internet scrolling, but it has awakened with a bang, thanks to the discovery of an Adult Diaper Spa<\/strong><\/a>. Just linger on those three words. They are so incongruous and dissonant. And yet they are the portal to true insanity, not that I want to be judgemental or shaming in any way. I just had no idea!<\/p>\n

I knew there were guys who liked wearing onesies, and I even remember looking at a website for adult size cribs. But this is a whole other thing.<\/p>\n

This is not just<\/em> a Diaper Spa, but also a Diaper Salon, Ageplay Spa, and Diaper B&B. It is run by Dr Murphy a neurodivergent M.D. who is also a “trauma-informed intimacy and relationship coach.” At the spa,<\/p>\n

you can openly express yourself and partake of your favorite activities, meals, snacks, and nurturing. Activities range from playtime, story time, nap time, cuddle time, changing time, coloring, nursery rhymes, and sing-a-longs.<\/p>\n
In the summer, you can play with your water wings and floaties poolside, picnic under the tree with your teddy bear, play marbles on the patio, or swing on the front porch swing and serve tea to your dollies on the porch. In the winter, we can make snow angels, build snowmen, drink hot cocoa from beneath clouds of whipped cream and sprinkles, and decorate gingerbread men or sugar cookies.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n
You get the idea. Who are these big babies? Are they the leaders of\u00a0 government and industry? I have a feeling that these babies are mostly male, if I may be so binary. I think society already treats women like helpless babies, so it’s a less transgressive or appealing notion. I wonder if the spa offers spanking and scolding, or if that’s a different form of “play?”<\/p>\n
The spa has everything a big baby needs, but you are welcome to bring your own blankie, stuffie, or onesie.\u00a0 For $300 an hour, you get “a spa-like nursery experience for the little one inside of you, providing a warm, safe, and nurturing environment while you indulge in relaxation and self-care. Minimum session: 2 hours.”<\/em> It’s $1,500 for a 24 hour Diaper sleep-over.<\/p>\n
As I read this shit with an increasing sense of, ahem, wonder, I started to imagine being a cherished baby…I mean, it’s probably nice, right? I have no memories of my early childhood, except for my mom yelling and my sister torturing me. But by loving and caring for my own babies, I feel I’ve corrected that loss. While it’s awful to be an adult, it seems preferable to being infantilized, even by choice.<\/p>\n
I guess it’s nice to indulge in your deepest fantasy, but aren’t some fantasies best left inside your head? Mine aren’t that interesting, and aren’t worth acting out in a pricey fake environment. Isn’t that what husbands are for?<\/p>\n
Do they have fake farms or racetracks for people who like to do Pony Play<\/a>? Uh-oh, I just googled it and they do<\/a>! This place welcomes Ponies, Trainers, Handlers, Grooms, teams of Pony\/Trainers and all those who love them.<\/em><\/p>\n
I am open-minded enough to want everyone to be happy and sexually fulfilled, I just don’t want to find out about it.<\/p>\n
Changing the subject, how many times have you seen a TV couple having urgent sex on the sink counter or standing up against a wall? It’s crazy! Now I groan each time I see this, and sometimes yell, “USE THE BED!” I watch so much TV now that I can tell what every character is about to do. I can often say the line before the actor does, which is simultaneously satisfying and disappointing.<\/p>\n
Okay then. Thoughts or enraged complaints, anyone?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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