{"id":1592,"date":"2009-02-26T00:39:24","date_gmt":"2009-02-26T08:39:24","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.godammit.com\/?p=1592"},"modified":"2009-02-26T00:39:24","modified_gmt":"2009-02-26T08:39:24","slug":"now-im-madder-than-ever","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/now-im-madder-than-ever\/","title":{"rendered":"Now I’m Madder Than Ever"},"content":{"rendered":"

But no, the bank won’t send me to Paris. Fuckers. Why? Because they don’t want me to look at Chloe Sevigny<\/strong>‘s latest shit, or even Erin “Homeless” Wasson’s! There is no justice in this world, as I had already suspected.<\/p>\n

Next, that fucking Octomom<\/strong> is driving me insane. Is there no end to this?! Her lips are even bigger now, on the verge of exploding. Go here<\/a> and watch her argue with her mother. The sound of her voice is maddening. Quick reader poll here: What’s worse, her face or her voice?<\/p>\n

Third, the boyfriend jean has now spawned the ex-boyfriend jean<\/strong>. This is an incredible development that signals the coming apocalypse.<\/p>\n

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How do you tell the difference? Will there be an ex-husband style, too? God, I can’t stand the ripped jeans thing. We baby boomers have already been there, done that, or at least sneered at the people who did.<\/p>\n

Finally, summing up tonight’s complaints are these crazy new pants that I think are pretty awesome (and not in a homeless way) but can no longer afford.<\/p>\n

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Do you love them or do you love them?! Imagine them with a beehive! Waaaah!<\/p>\n

I could shop my closet forever without finding these Kirrily Johnston<\/strong> pants. They’re so epic, right? Well, there you have it. I was planning to complain about porn<\/strong> too but I’m already too mad to think clearly. If you want to read some idiots trying to decide if porn is art, go here<\/a>.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"