{"id":16,"date":"2006-02-10T15:34:08","date_gmt":"2006-02-10T23:34:08","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/godammit.com\/archives\/2006\/02\/the-walrus-was-paul"},"modified":"2006-02-11T16:28:44","modified_gmt":"2006-02-12T00:28:44","slug":"the-walrus-was-paul","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/the-walrus-was-paul\/","title":{"rendered":"The Walrus Was Paul"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Sure, you know that, but did you know that <strong>HEATHER IS JOHN<\/strong>?!&nbsp;\u00a0 Just get a nice photo of Heather Mills McCartney and with your black sharpie, darken her hair and add some little &#8220;granny&#8221; glasses. Voila!&nbsp;\u00a0 Paul married John!&nbsp;\u00a0 True love never dies&#8230;<\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" id=\"image15\" height=\"96\" alt=\"Heather is John\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/godammit.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2006\/02\/heatherisjohn.thumbnail.jpg?fit=640%2C96\" data-recalc-dims=\"1\" \/>&nbsp;\u00a0<img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" id=\"image17\" height=\"96\" alt=\"paul with heather\/john\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/godammit.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2006\/02\/heatherisjohn2.thumbnail.jpg?resize=128%2C96\" width=\"128\" data-recalc-dims=\"1\" \/><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Sure, you know that, but did you know that HEATHER IS JOHN?!&nbsp;\u00a0 Just get a nice photo of Heather Mills McCartney and with your black sharpie, darken her hair and add some little &#8220;granny&#8221; glasses. Voila!&nbsp;\u00a0 Paul married John!&nbsp;\u00a0 True &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/godammit.com\/the-walrus-was-paul\/\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","enabled":false}}},"categories":[4],"tags":[],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p7t44M-g","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/16"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=16"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/16\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=16"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=16"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=16"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}